EthanSuplee
- Dear people walking for a cure to juvenile diabetes, we'll never find it like this, we need to split up and fan out...about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter
- Apparently some sick bastard hid the cure for juvenile diabetes within a 5 kilometer area at Dodger Stadium. Guess I better go find it...about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter
- Occasionally I become that really annoying person at the Corporate Coffee Shop but it's almost always because of my wifes complicated order.about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
- "You're right, I did say "yes..." ONCE! But it was surrounded by 25 "NO's!" don't think I'll forget about any one of them." 1:02 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
- @ That just means that the American media isn't exploiting them. They're probably bummed that you even brought them up. Way to go.9:27 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter in reply to steveagee
- I'm trying to teach my kids to "swagger like us" but they're insisting it's not anything like a homeless man with DT's?8:16 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
- Yep, I've managed to get my kids to bed on my own tonight. Now I just need to wake them up or my wife will go into shock when she gets home.8:52 PM Nov 6th from web
- My wife & kids were talking about getting a pig to raise. The only valid contribution I could make was that we would need a bigger bbq.9:05 AM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
- Is this available online? RT @ TVs Tim Stack has a radio show tonight on Sirius satellite Howard 101 9pm Pacific - 12am Eastern8:40 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
- Let's be honest, the best part of pro sports is the ass patting. The ass patting is perfect.2:49 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
- Is fantasy football like D&D for jocks?8:53 AM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
- So, who do you guys like for the World Series? Isn't that coming up?9:11 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
- RT @: ♥ Pls help me spread the word about (love for) a little girl & her family's Walk To Cure 4:06 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
- Last night I dreamt that the auto-mechanics were secretly instructing the pharmaceutical industries in how to "keep'em coming back."9:08 AM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
- At a very fancy dinner last night, while high minded people discussed art and culture, @ & I talked twitter...8:21 AM Nov 4th from UberTwitter in reply to ericbuterbaugh
- I want to live in the kitchen of Bouchon.8:28 PM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
- Going to Thomas Keller's new restaurant Bouchon Beverly Hills, I sure hope they've got all-you-can-eat options...7:04 PM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
- I swear I hate my dog as much as you do. RT @: neighbors pull that on me every morning. alternates, construction and barking (dogs)1:01 PM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
- My wife said she was going to do "a little landscaping." So of course the 15 men with jackhammers in my yard make perfect sense.12:42 PM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
- Grace truly believes that if SHE covers HER eyes that WE can't see HER. Maybe she needs glasses?7:32 PM Nov 2nd from UberTwitter
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- Name Ethan Suplee
- Location LA
- Web http://www.ethans...
- Bio Formerly I made a living on television pretending to be someone vastly more intelligent than I actually am...
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