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Dear tall dark muscly man oiling himself up opposite me with sun tan lotion...... Marry me and let's consummate our marriage right now.about 13 hours agovia Twitter for iPad
My flatmate just said I'd like a film because there's 'loads of bumming in it'..... I meannnnnnn what does she mean by that!?10:58 AM May 25thvia Twitter for iPad
They did NOT appreciate me turning up to that meeting topless, although it seemed to put a little glimmer in his PA's eye :P4:29 AM May 25thvia Twitter for iPhone
BioSong Writer and Singer, LGBT supporter, @Out4Marriage Admin, @PinkNews Contributor, KCL Bilinguist and I love cake. PressContact@EthanBourne.co.uk for all enq!