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EsotericallyMe

  1. Just saw the first installment of efy kids. Are we allowed to prank them? #itsavalidquestion #iknowwheretheysleep 10:54 AM May 21st via txt
  2. You know you've gone too far when you have to resort to the tongan rock. 6:38 PM May 19th via txt
  3. @Dancer_Esquire It really isn't our fault. It's simply a lethal combination of domestic skills and childbearing hips. That's all. Don't die. 1:24 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Dancer_Esquire
  4. Dinner at my apartment. twitter.com/EsotericallyMe… 8:52 PM May 16th via Twitter MMS
  5. @laramackenzie says I can't go skinny dipping in our complex's pool, so I have to settle for streaking with my clothes on #killjoy 5:13 PM May 14th via web
  6. Teaching the bro how to make dairy chains #skippingchurch twitter.com/EsotericallyMe… 3:06 PM May 13th via Twitter MMS
  7. My dog is quite the mountaineer. He hardly broke a sweat coming down the mountain today. twitter.com/EsotericallyMe… 12:36 AM May 13th via Photos on iOS
  8. This is how we take our dog for a walk. twitter.com/EsotericallyMe… 2:55 PM May 11th via Twitter MMS
  9. @Dancer_Esquire MattHurst, I understand more than you think. Yes, you are right. It will make you stronger if you let it 1:30 PM May 9th via txt
  10. @Dancer_Esquire When I feel anxious it is usually best to take the paper bag off my head and breathe into it. Try it. 1:25 PM May 9th via txt
  11. @dancer_esquire MattHurst, this is your conscience. "It's been a while. How're you doing?" 12:26 PM May 9th via txt
  12. There is something empowering about going to a nice dinner to eat alone after a tough day. 7:31 PM May 8th via txt
  13. I want to see the avengers 2:02 PM May 5th via txt
  14. Apple cinnamon french toast. No big deal, its just better than kneaders. twitter.com/EsotericallyMe… 11:44 AM May 5th via Twitter MMS
  15. Dear Mr. Inverted Triangle, who just walked shirtless by my window, "COOOOOOME BAAAAAAACK!!" #perfectdoriquotes 3:21 PM May 4th via txt
  16. Since when is this possible? twitter.com/EsotericallyMe… 10:27 PM May 3rd via Photos on iOS
  17. @laramackenzie You're back! Have you had dinner yet? We should go out to dinner. 5:27 PM May 3rd via Twitter for iPad
  18. "Luck is indeed where preparation meets opportunity." 2:30 PM May 1st via txt
  19. Man holding cross: you guys looking for a new church? Guy: no we just found one. Cross man: hang in there. #irony 1:04 PM Apr 30th via txt
  20. It makes me feel better about my dating life to know that animals have problems too. 6:32 PM Apr 29th via txt