Erinmack
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I may have been flashing mike through the greenhouse glass when his brother walked in. Family togetherness?
8:32 AM Nov 26th
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- Passing out chair
8:11 AM Nov 26th
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Thanksgiving with the murphys. This time I will not pass out on the bathroom floor, drunk. They have a new greenhouse for that!
7:49 AM Nov 26th
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Fog storm! No worries. My burrito will light the way to connecticut. Oops. I ate it.
6:45 PM Nov 25th
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to sum it up: operation cut my own bangs with a pair of dull, craft glue-coated scissors could have gone worse.
10:43 AM Nov 25th
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"i'm going to punch you fucking lights out!"
bar fight?
world wrestling federation?
sports event?
library.
happy Tuesday 9-1-1 lady.
7:38 AM Nov 24th
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"hahaha oh hai, high-wasited pantaloons!" is not the right comment when i'm trying to be all sexy. just in case you were wondering.
6:10 AM Nov 24th
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@ Happy Birthday, Janet!!!!! Hope you get owlvrything you ever wanted! :)
6:00 AM Nov 24th
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"you said you're getting me a kitten"
"yeah, but i only want a weird-looking one. and then it has to get super fat when its old."
7:15 PM Nov 23rd
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new library fashion: head to toe ski gear with a face-muffler and kleenex shoved up your nose. my cardigan pales in comparison.
3:42 PM Nov 23rd
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@ i hope you had at least 12 different kinds of cheese!
6:58 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to Bibliosoph
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We've reached the point in the evening when we're at a big party and my boyfriend ditches me and I pretend I have the best phone ever.
6:10 PM Nov 21st
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carving to miley cyrus, of course. RT @: Happy Turkey Day! From @ & @
4:01 PM Nov 21st
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Case of the Missing Gecko Part Two: Do not make me hire J. Walter Weatherman to teach you a lesson.
7:58 AM Nov 21st
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so i guess a whole new level of weird would be your 3rd grade gym teacher calling you on the phone.
2:12 PM Nov 20th
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off to try and steam open my breathing passages. i miss the days when showers were for getting clean.
10:56 AM Nov 20th
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so maybe taking the kleenex box in the shower with me this morning was not my best idea. or so say the bits i'm still picking off my skin.
1:07 PM Nov 19th
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@ who else are you bonding with?! i though we agreed to keep the bondage between us!
12:53 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to oatmeal2000
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dear immune system: please make it through the day without further deteriorating. i cant be sick anymore. i finished hulu.
7:41 AM Nov 19th
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@ the murphy rules are by far the best way to play. but i cant remember the original ones so i dont know where they differ!
7:40 AM Nov 19th
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