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  1. RT @howardhlederer: Beatles 3000. LOL http://bit.ly/8BWHOi
  2. My kids think the website and book, "Stuff White People Like" is my unauthorized biography
  3. I'm hiring Demi Moore as my new account manager. She sold Bruce Willis b4 his career tanked + picked up Ashton early. She's got the touch
  4. People love to credit Reagan for the dismantling of the Berlin Wall, but the idea came from Pink Floyd
  5. I suspect all NY cab drivers are doubling as international customer service reps, that explains why they are always on a call
  6. I feel rude interrupting my taxi drivers phone conversation to give him the address to where we are going
  7. "Woman Gives Birth On Board Plane, Will Get Free Flights For Life." This could be a terrible trend...
  8. I don't have the attention span that I used to, so if I see tweets that are more than 140 letters, I read them in installments
  9. RT: @schnd Hilarious: The World of Tomorrow (If The Internet Disappeared Today) http://tinyurl.com/yh7alt3
  10. Maybe the death panels weren't such a bad idea. Seems like they ought to at least test it on Balloonboy's Dad
  11. T-Mobile Sidekick has lost all customer data. Andy Richter, Paul Shaffer + Tom Arnold also reported missing
  12. Now that Obama has won the Nobel Prize, I'd like to see him initiate an amnesty program for fans of Styx, Rush, + REO Speedwagon
  13. That guy w the metal detector, who unearthed 1.6 million of gold treasure is so old school. Why not just have 8 kids?
  14. If they make procrastination an Olympic sport, I'll take gold. Hopefully I won't have to show up anywhere to qualify
  15. The birthers are back. I like Bill Mahers suggestion. Obama will show his birth certificate when Palin presents her high school diploma
  16. RT @toldorknown Irony: Using rabid nationalism, demagoguery, and thinly veiled racism to accuse someone else of being like Hitler.
  17. In the afterglow of Florence and the Machine, live. Been awhile since I've seen a concert as good. Chills throughout tx @schnd
  18. NJ Nets to become NY Nyets http://bit.ly/eTvRF
  19. Iran nukes, domestic terrorists, Afghan quagmire, how I long for the days when Octomom dominated the news
  20. Nothing like that feeling after an intense workout...so I'm told