Erik_Seidel
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RT @: Beatles 3000. LOL
7:10 AM Nov 26th
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My kids think the website and book, "Stuff White People Like" is my unauthorized biography
2:40 PM Nov 13th
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I'm hiring Demi Moore as my new account manager. She sold Bruce Willis b4 his career tanked + picked up Ashton early. She's got the touch
6:55 AM Nov 11th
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People love to credit Reagan for the dismantling of the Berlin Wall, but the idea came from Pink Floyd
9:52 PM Nov 9th
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I suspect all NY cab drivers are doubling as international customer service reps, that explains why they are always on a call
10:23 AM Nov 5th
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I feel rude interrupting my taxi drivers phone conversation to give him the address to where we are going
8:43 AM Nov 5th
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"Woman Gives Birth On Board Plane, Will Get Free Flights For Life." This could be a terrible trend...
11:07 AM Oct 23rd
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I don't have the attention span that I used to, so if I see tweets that are more than 140 letters, I read them in installments
12:40 AM Oct 23rd
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RT: @ Hilarious: The World of Tomorrow (If The Internet Disappeared Today)
8:04 AM Oct 22nd
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Maybe the death panels weren't such a bad idea. Seems like they ought to at least test it on Balloonboy's Dad
12:35 PM Oct 18th
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T-Mobile Sidekick has lost all customer data. Andy Richter, Paul Shaffer + Tom Arnold also reported missing
9:09 AM Oct 12th
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Now that Obama has won the Nobel Prize, I'd like to see him initiate an amnesty program for fans of Styx, Rush, + REO Speedwagon
6:24 AM Oct 9th
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That guy w the metal detector, who unearthed 1.6 million of gold treasure is so old school. Why not just have 8 kids?
4:00 PM Oct 3rd
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If they make procrastination an Olympic sport, I'll take gold. Hopefully I won't have to show up anywhere to qualify
5:08 PM Oct 2nd
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The birthers are back. I like Bill Mahers suggestion. Obama will show his birth certificate when Palin presents her high school diploma
1:36 AM Sep 30th
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RT @ Irony: Using rabid nationalism, demagoguery, and thinly veiled racism to accuse someone else of being like Hitler.
2:19 PM Sep 29th
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In the afterglow of Florence and the Machine, live. Been awhile since I've seen a concert as good. Chills throughout tx @
4:05 PM Sep 27th
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NJ Nets to become NY Nyets
3:02 AM Sep 26th
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Iran nukes, domestic terrorists, Afghan quagmire, how I long for the days when Octomom dominated the news
12:10 PM Sep 25th
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Nothing like that feeling after an intense workout...so I'm told
6:30 AM Sep 25th
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