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ErikTLA

  1. @DJChiChiLaRue Failbook.
  2. @cockyboys Zip it up, Bonnie T. Too goddamned early for dry ice machines.
  3. W E * G E M I N I S * R U L E No we don't yes we do no we don't yes we do no we don't yes we do no we don't yes we do no we don't yes we do
  4. I wish the crazy guy belting "Oklahoma" on repeat would at least do it in tune. And know more than just the first line.
  5. @DJChiChiLaRue Methinks it's going to be a snap-it-three-times weekend. #ChokinOnChicockgo
  6. @CavinKnightXXX @hydratechicago @djjoeg I know not of which you speak. How'd that rinse go, btw? #LatherRinseRetweet
  7. @CavinKnightXXX @hydratechicago @djjoeg Hydrate... quick rinse... someone has watersports on the brain.
  8. @KatGraham Darling, you absolutely kah-ILLED in that @MarcoSquared on FP tonight. #Bewitching #Remarcoble
  9. @AQR415 Oy vey...
  10. Upon mailing a letter just now (how quaint!) I realized that the mailbox handle is probably dirtier than anything in Port Authority.
  11. Vatileaks? Sounds painful. (I hope Missy swiped the red shoes.) "Pope’s Butler Arrested in Vatican Letters Leak" nyti.ms/LweaOx
  12. JFC ILY MM. #LetterPerfect @AskMrMickey
  13. @Kennedy_Carter @shamama @silviOMFG My mother wrote us a note saying we're too well to attend.
  14. @willwikleOBVI I'm wild at heart. (And, uh, no. xo)
  15. With every porn star at @IMLchicago this weekend, you stand a better chance of landing a #FleetWeek sailor of your very own. #NYCmen
  16. @AlecMapa Impossibly to. (BTW: Is she melting here?) #WhatAWeaveWhatAWeave twitter.com/AlecMapa/statu…
  17. @shamama @Kennedy_Carter @silviOMFG We are the lucky ones. (Madonna's not there either; she's in Tel Aviv prepping for tour opening night)
  18. @shamama It's this: twitpic.com/49wfeu From this campaign we did: twitpic.com/49wgp0 & twitpic.com/49wcr6 & twitpic.com/49wdlt