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ErikStizk

Daddy? twitter.com/ErikStizk/stat… 8:38 PM May 24th via web
@robdelaney I have a bone to pick with you. Meaning I want to use my erect penis to dislodge food remnants from your teeth. 7:50 PM May 24th via web
Are the cows home yet? 7:46 PM May 24th via web
@robdelaney Fucking egg salad sandwich. Fuck. 5:23 PM May 12th via web
@NekoCase I guess not :) But there's a new character I thought looks a little like you. I think you'd like her. 7:16 PM May 7th via web in reply to NekoCase
Why didn't anyone tell me @nekocase was going to be on Game of Thrones! 2:43 PM May 7th via web
I'm more ordinary than anyone I know. I'm EXTRAordinary. 1:07 PM May 1st via web
@robdelaney I'm honored you asked, but I already have a pee brother. Sorry. 8:07 AM Apr 19th via web
@rickygervais That Mark Twain guy sure has a way with words. I think he has a bright future. 9:56 AM Apr 15th via web in reply to rickygervais
If the top Nazi werewolf in #FDRAmericanBadass isn't called Howl Hitler I don't know what the point of anything is anymore. 10:38 AM Apr 5th via web
@levarburton "I had a truly remarkable epiphany about race relations which this tweet is too small to contain" - LeVar Fermat 10:05 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to levarburton
How do you fix an ingrown boner? I'm asking for a friend. 10:22 AM Mar 28th via web
After a lifetime of navel gazing, I'm beginning to suspect that bellybuttons have nothing to do with navies. 10:11 AM Mar 27th via web
@NekoCase I'm confused. Does this mean I have to stop ringing doorbells with my tongue? 3:10 PM Mar 26th via web in reply to NekoCase
Oh dear. I think I see shit sheep as well :( RT @robdelaney My son's diaper goats are getting worse... 6:54 AM Mar 25th via web in reply to robdelaney
Isn't it about time for another farewell tour from The Who? 9:24 AM Mar 20th via web
@richardroeper Expect "Carol Alt has unfollowed you" shortly. 9:22 AM Mar 20th via web in reply to richardroeper
@JoshMalina Daliwood. Frisbeeland. #badamusementparks No wait - those would be awesome! 12:28 PM Mar 9th via web in reply to JoshMalina
@NekoCase @robdelaney This contraception nonsense is going to backfire so fucking badly on Republicans. I so fucking can't wait. 8:47 PM Mar 1st via web in reply to NekoCase
The other day someone pissed me off, and by mistake I played tat for tit. Turns out it's a lot more fun that way. 10:57 AM Feb 21st via web