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ErikHagen

  1. Happy Geek Pride Day! To everybody to whom that would apply to! Which wouldn't be me! Because I'm popular!
  2. @AVTVClub So would "4th, 7th, 2nd, 5th, 1st, 3rd, 6th. No wait, 1st, then 5th." have been wrong? I feel like it's still right.
  3. I feel like I'd respect Kid Rock more if there was also a Kid Paper and a Kid Scissors, and they fought all the time.
  4. People of Twitter, I need your help putting down the menace of the bullshit sweet potato. Glory to the grilled cheese! thewalrusrestaurant.com/menu/recipe2.h…
  5. Ted Nugent says to "ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November." Or, alternately, shit yourself for a week to avoid it.
  6. Reminder to drivers: If you enter into the drive-thru backwards and almost run into me, YOU DON'T GET TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M THE IDIOT.
  7. Me for last three weeks: "What the crap is a 'One Direction'?" Me tonight: "Oh. Okay. Make them go away now."
  8. "Hahaha! Fuck you, paying customer!" - WWE @WrestleMania @WWEDanielBryan
  9. @BoldDarla It's on my DVR. I'll "live"blog it if I ever have two consecutive hours of free time, which is very unlikely.
  10. @BoldDarla Sure thing! Hey, first, quick question. What is a "The Bachelor"?
  11. @adtothebone News to me.
  12. @KKBold @BoldLaRoy @BoldDarla @boldstephanie @boldjessica @mathiasgieser @kalvinkingsley @adtothebone I feel somewhat slighted.
  13. NOTE TO EVERYONE: It was a middle finger. I will be flipped off three times driving home tonight. Why are you people freaking out over this?
  14. @adtothebone To be fair, what does NBC have to advertise? Whitney?
  15. Madonna just got summoned back to Hell. Really, it's about time.
  16. @kellyhagen animal.discovery.com/tv/puppy-bowl/ Livecast! GO! GO!
  17. And then she was dressed like an Egyptian and LMFAO was there and I thought, shit, this is somehow lamer than Jay Leno.
  18. Just when I was wondering if anything could possibly be lamer than a Madonna halftime show, oh hey, look, it's Jay Leno!
  19. @mathiasgieser Against my better judgement, yeah, I do.
  20. @justin_walsh Difficult to order. I thought your plate was familiar.