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  1. Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing a mountain? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ
  2. The President's speech tonight is preempting A Charlie Brown Christmas. Somebody point me towards the nearest Tea Party.
  3. Jeff Dunham is about to be on Leno. Get ready, people. The black hole of suck is about to open up. It's been a good run, civilization.
  4. RT @tmc701: @ErikHagen secret SM webinar tip #47: Sometimes, while promoting via social media, leave the CAPS LOCK ON.
  5. I would have finished my webinar tweeting, but 69 people broke in and tried to kill me. And THAT'S how you drive people with Twitter.
  6. Lesson 89: Be personal. Your breath stinks.
  7. @tmc701 Note to self: Utilize "leverage" more often. Also, "utilize."
  8. This is the most times I've heard the word "leverage" in one half hour that I can recall.
  9. POST - Pointless Online Seminar Topics. Only took me this long to think up that gem.
  10. @tmc701 They said they changed the recipe, but they didn't! It's still people!
  11. Not sure what that last one meant. Hard to be funny whilst in a webinar.
  12. High social media consumers consume the most emails. Because emails are just delicious.
  13. Lesson three: Leverage your brand. Are you doing that now? Go ahead. I'll wait.
  14. Lesson two: Tool is good. I agree, but their last album was pretty terrible.
  15. POST - People, Objectives, Strategy, Technology. So that's what that word means.
  16. Paraphrasing lesson one: Tell people stuff is awesome and they'll buy it. Huh.
  17. Current buzzword count...18.
  18. Tweeting while participating in a monetizing social media webinar. Kill me.
  19. RT @garrett_moon: @ErikHagen is cool.
  20. One of the "certain number of selected individuals" with the beta Retweet feature. Quick, somebody write something worth retweeting.