Eridanus
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RT @: Apparently Klee knew of a "Twittering Machine" in 1922. /
about 2 hours ago
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@ Today it's hard to hold back. I try to RT just the *very* best of the best, though)...
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to TiddK
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@ - That cat is clearly *very* full (though not of food), and is at risk of being had up for inebriation whi
about 2 hours ago
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@ I hope he receives a generous negative tip! (Your taxi co. is usually more friendly than that, though.)
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to timtfj
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RT @ An orange, a lime and a kumquat walked into a bar. Only the kumquat walked out.
about 2 hours ago
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RT @ Rumor has it that the funniest joke in the world (used as a weapon in WW II because people died from laughter) involves a kumquat.
about 2 hours ago
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RT @ And the Serpent said unto Eve, "Here, eat of this kumquat ", and Eve replied "Not on your life! Ain't you got no apples?"
about 2 hours ago
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RT @ The Mellifluous Godmother waved her magic wand and the pulchritudinous kumquat became a sweet satsuma
about 2 hours ago
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@ Today I mostly use @ (often more conversational => faster) instead of cumbersome-to-use email (needed for attachments, tho).
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to GarethM
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@ If Kumquat-man were to record his very own Christmas Song, it might well be a UK No. 1 Christmas Hit à la "Mr. Blobby".
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to kado56
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@ A retweet is the sincerest form of groan ;-)
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to kado56
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RT @ Kumquatman and Pippin sat transfixed in the Kumquatmobile "We're in a bit of a sticky situation, Pippin, we've run out of juice"
about 8 hours ago
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RT @ "Who's the kumquat now, huh?" sneered the orange. The grapefruit, sucked of its powers, merely looked sour.
about 8 hours ago
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@ N°1:"I'll pause my Machiavellian tweets until I've ensured a warm welcome 4 Mr.B.,should he try to enter my ventilation ducts." 28Nov
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to TiddK
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@ Machiavelli did it! My fascination with the hybris of an Evil Overlord inconvenienced by James was soon subverted by James himself.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to TiddK
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RT @ Apple create the iPip; a kumquat that plays music, games, and surfs the web; and you can download kool stuff from the Pipp Store
about 8 hours ago
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Bond ate the kumquat from her delicate hand. - "I've been as naïve as Snow White!" he murmured, as he slumped to the floor.
about 9 hours ago
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@ Actually, I'd briefly thought of an exploding Q fruit today - but then another possibility occurred to me:
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to TiddK
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@ So James has an admirer in you, too! But take care if he rewards you in his own special way: a life in Interesting Times may result..
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to TiddK
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Kumquat erat demonstrandum: "The proof of the fruit is in the eating" - KED?
about 9 hours ago
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