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Soap scum and I were just locked in glorious battle. I prevailed, but my infrastructure took a beating. Called in mercs-comet,elbowgreaseabout 8 hours agofrom UberTwitter
@chrise2004 how bout you tweet something? make your first one epic. use each of the characters available to you. mention something terrible.6:16 PM Dec 7thfrom web
Just realized this is spinal tap's big bottomed girls is drums and 3 basses. Timeless.7:02 PM Dec 2ndfrom UberTwitter
Gonna grow a kimbo slice beard like everyone else. Need to win lottery tomorrow or next day.7:51 PM Nov 30thfrom UberTwitter
Soooooooooo easy to spot newcomers to fred meyer on a day like today. Every aisle ransacked6:44 PM Nov 25thfrom UberTwitter
Oingo boingo cameo party scene in 'back to school' with rodney dangerfield. You'd think it was an easter egg. Also kurt vonnegut3:53 PM Nov 24thfrom UberTwitter