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  1. Yeah, but just imagine Lady Gaga doing it! RT @DD1212 After his AMA performance on Sunday--This is just too rich. http://bit.ly/8IuwrK
  2. Why don't the arguments against evolution change over time?
  3. Al Sharpton vs. Ann Coulter on "Larry King Live". They haven't invented a remote control fast enough to turn that off.
  4. RT @birbigs: i think with this 11 trillion dollar debt, the first thing we have to do is pay the "minimum balance."
  5. "Hi-C is made with 10% real fruit juice. What's the other 90%? Urine?" - Robert Klein
  6. RT @ironicsans: Watched "Being There" for the first time last night. It was like watching a Sarah Palin biopic. Uncanny.
  7. Did people who skipped work or school to see that vampire movie call in sick with New-Moon-ia?
  8. I still wouldn't put it past Richard Heene to try to sneak something into the Macy's parade.
  9. All those who move to consider the motion to consider whether to consider the motion, say "Aye."
  10. In the lead-up to "New Moon", I've also put on thirty pounds, but you don't see me yapping about it on "Entertainment Tonight".
  11. RT @ironicsans: Orville Redenbacher's® Gourmet® Popping Corn lists as its only ingredient: Orville Redenbacher's® Gourmet® Popping Corn.
  12. Huckabee Calls Knee-Jerk GOP Attacks On Obama Deplorable And Shameful / Poll: Majority Of Republicans Don't Think Obama Won 2008 Election
  13. RT @rayadverb: You know who we should put in charge? Frequent callers to sports-talk radio. Those guys know EVERYTHING.
  14. I dreamt about tombstone carvers who work by "Wheel of Fortune" rates: they carve the consonants for free, but you have to buy the vowels.
  15. "Inside The Actors Studio" has an episode devoted to Bon Jovi? Lee Strasberg would be so proud.
  16. Are we absolutely sure John Mayer isn't simply re-recording old Sting albums?
  17. How will we ever come up with solutions when we can't even agree what the problems are?
  18. Facebook: for folks who want that awkward political debate with the barely-remembered classmate to continue between high-school reunions.
  19. @paulfeig I see we were both moved to tweet about "One More Time". You know, the bass player is amazing.
  20. Taco Bell, you will not trick me into buying a Cheesy Gordita Crunch just because you use Joe Jackson's "One More Time" in your commercial.