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  1. off-black Saturday about 9 hours ago from web
  2. and pie 4:53 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. is thankful for thankfulness 4:53 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. tucks his suit jacket into his suit pants. Sounds awkward, but he pulls it off. And he wrote: http://bit.ly/3Upj8u 6:39 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. Thanks You All For Coming!! http://bit.ly/84tExB 6:20 PM Nov 24th from Facebook
  6. @MamaNotes "today" is a nebulous term. It's over when you say it's over. Over? 1:51 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to MamaNotes
  7. @TheEllenShow Will you do me the immense honor of viewing my creation? http://bit.ly/3Upj8u #TheKidDictionary 1:20 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to TheEllenShow
  8. http://bit.ly/3Upj8u - WISHJACK (v): To blow out the candles on another child's Bday cake #TheKidDictionary 1:16 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. @2chixMaternity Brown (the New black) Wednesday sale here: http://bit.ly/3Upj8u 1:08 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to 2chixMaternity
  10. @mommyperks Best gift ever? http://bit.ly/3Upj8u 1:07 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to mommyperks
  11. http://bit.ly/3Upj8u - KODICK (n): The Child who refuses to cooperate for the family photo #TheKidDictionary 1:07 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. @rookiemoms http://www.youtube.com/watc... harness the power of twins! #twintuesday 1:05 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to rookiemoms
  13. DRINKLE (n): The Liquid burst emitted when a child squeezes his juicebox too tightly http://bit.ly/6vUEvk #www.TheKidDictionary.com 12:30 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. http://www.facebook.com/pag... 10:46 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. @WhyIsDaddyCryin And what you need is a new hole in that shrunken belt. And perhaps a milkshake. Enjoy 8:53 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to WhyIsDaddyCryin
  16. @hipmomswhowork YES! That's the place. (and you don't want to be rubbing elbows with people there.) 8:50 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to hipmomswhowork
  17. Come to "BLACK FRIDAY - THE KidDictionary: Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids" Friday, November 27 from 5:00... http://bit.ly/6vUEvk 8:35 AM Nov 24th from Facebook
  18. @WhyIsDaddyCryin or maybe your belt shrunk 8:26 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to WhyIsDaddyCryin
  19. http://bit.ly/3Upj8u - WISHJACK (v): To blow out the candles on another child's Bday cake #TheKidDictionary 8:26 AM Nov 24th from web
  20. @hipmomswhowork I Knew i knew you from somewhere! I used to be the Earl of Don'tKnowAssFromElbow. 7:59 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to hipmomswhowork
  • Name TheKidDictionary.com
  • Location Morristown, NJ
  • Web http://www.TheKid...
  • Bio I write books that hope to make people laugh. www.TheKidDictionary.com
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