ericduckman
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Ask not for whom the car alarm honks. It honks for thee.
10:29 PM May 24th
via Twitter for Mac
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MT @: B funny if Community cast all recited these pts verbatim in interviews, as if it were scripted dialog.
8:17 PM May 23rd
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All of my shirts are bare midriffs when I wave at you.
8:35 PM May 20th
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The darkest timeline "@: BREAKING: Dan Harmon no longer showrunner. "
8:39 PM May 18th
via Twitter for Android
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@ Twitter lets me say this directly to you, which is cool: Thank you.
8:12 PM May 18th
via Twitterrific
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"I am a Marxist, of the Groucho sort." -- Anonymous Paris revolutionary, 1968
9:15 PM May 16th
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Should I read Fifty Shades of Gray before or after I read all the Twilight books?
7:10 PM May 13th
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There are going to be a lot of awkward Time Magazine subscriber coffee tables come Sunday, I think.
6:31 AM May 11th
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@ Investigation into Internet Marketing via @
8:19 AM May 10th
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Does anybody else play the "I'll go to bed after somebody RTs me" game, then end up falling asleep at the computer 5 hours later?
9:56 PM May 8th
via web
from Los Angeles, CA
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Ewok catapults: because sometimes a little CAN go a long way.
4:38 PM May 6th
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My DVR just looked at tonight's TV schedule and saying, "You're KIDDING, right?"
4:27 PM May 6th
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Unsurprisingly given the end of the Knicks/Heat game, my mentions are presently full of some of the dumbest people in America.
3:37 PM May 6th
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"Do you wanna be right or do you want to be happily married?" - My wife
7:54 AM May 1st
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@ Hi, for the past week when I try and view my 'Connect' interactions I get the Loading Seems to Be Taking A While message. Help pls.
5:00 PM May 4th
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@ As I have no gossip to add I'll be a big brother & say I 1st Twit-versed @ when he was at MRU & Herald columnist
4:55 PM May 4th
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in reply to RSZaheer
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Dear Meebo Bar At The Bottom Of Websites: Stop it. Just....stop it. Right now. Wait in the car until I'm ready to leave the internet.
5:58 PM Apr 30th
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Not hating anyone left in the playoffs is strange. I feel like I'm doing sports wrong.
6:38 PM Apr 30th
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Brian Williams only got his role on "30 Rock" because he's related to the hot actress from "Girls."
8:50 PM Apr 26th
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It's a weird night in Canada when people are shocked that Alberta appears to be electing conservatives.
7:47 PM Apr 23rd
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- Name Eric Duckman
- Location Calgary, Alberta
- Bio Mr. Duckman, if the body is a temple, then you've committed countless acts of desecration.
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