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  1. To @TheUnusualsNYC I want to replace him with a lion or a bear. Nobody would mess with a 3000 lb NYPD grizzly bear.
  2. To@DetEddieAlvarez don't listen to @LeoBanks. Eat the Charleston Chew but boil it first.
  3. Yes @CaseyShraeger. 1000 times yes.
  4. Just ate a lemon drop that tasted like pork. Lovely.
  5. Yeah @DetEddieAlvarez I can smell you from here. I'm not a fan of your deodorant switch either. Much prefer Arlen Spector's switch.
  6. Trying to decide how far past my lip a mustache has to grow before it's considered a beard.
  7. Hey @LeoBanks, are we talking head hair, or you know, other hair?
  8. Dispatch, your skirt's been on backwards all day.
  9. Don't pun @LeoBanks
  10. Okay @TheUnusualsNYC don't get snippy. Are we talking Polka Band, Mariachi, Ska?
  11. Uh @TheUnusualsNYC, what do you mean One Man Band?
  12. What? The chocolate thing? I think you're reading too much into her tweets @LeoBanks. Keep dreaming.
  13. #Mustache /w\
  14. Relax yourself @deteddiealvarez. It wasn't me. I've been in a sword fight all afternoon. I had no tape or stapling needs.
  15. Uh @TheUnusualsnyc did you say sword?
  16. Leo and I caught an indecent exposure call and stumbled into a flasher convention. Never thought I'd be in favor of "manscaping," but ew!
  17. Hey @TheUnusualsNYC I threw out your egg last night when i caught two rats playing soccer with it. From now on, hide food that doesn't rot.
  18. Real men do not eat "brunch.". Last thing I need after a twelve hour stakeout is hollandaise sauce.
  19. Stakeout. Hour three. Leo is ranking the "chokeability" of dumplings by region. Kuala Lampur is winning. I'm praying for a shootout