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Yeah @DetEddieAlvarez I can smell you from here. I'm not a fan of your deodorant switch either. Much prefer Arlen Spector's switch.12:38 PM Apr 28thfrom web
Trying to decide how far past my lip a mustache has to grow before it's considered a beard.4:33 PM Apr 26thfrom Tweetie
Leo and I caught an indecent exposure call and stumbled into a flasher convention. Never thought I'd be in favor of "manscaping," but ew!7:09 PM Apr 13thfrom Tweetie
Hey @TheUnusualsNYC I threw out your egg last night when i caught two rats playing soccer with it. From now on, hide food that doesn't rot.8:44 AM Apr 13thfrom web
Real men do not eat "brunch.". Last thing I need after a twelve hour stakeout is hollandaise sauce.2:33 PM Apr 11thfrom Tweetie
Stakeout. Hour three. Leo is ranking the "chokeability" of dumplings by region. Kuala Lampur is winning. I'm praying for a shootout7:06 PM Apr 10thfrom Tweetie