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@Azza77 That's so ghey! Design by @Sheald :) less than a minute ago from Tweetie in reply to Azza77
@pantone801 I'm having the whole wagyu! 3 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to pantone801
Look at @Noodlez being a tart. Pose! http://twitpic.com/ramn0 5 minutes ago from Tweetie
I'm waiting for a cow to be killed so I can eat it 11 minutes ago from Tweetie
FM. This train is full of iPhones. EVERYONE HAZ iPhone!! 34 minutes ago from Tweetie
@GodlesslyGay You said "our plans … to India." You should have said so, Pet, I need to pack! about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to GodlesslyGay
Jesus H Christ on a bicycle! #Transperth do it deliberately. Train arrives, connecting train to Subi leaves. Fucking pricks! #JusBurgersTUB about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
http://twitpic.com/rahcc - Announcement by @DrRachie of the 'bent spoon award' to Meryl Dory (via @awmitchell) Meryl Deseves it *aplause* about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
Aaaand the next train's running late FML I'll get to Jus Burgers later rather than sooner :/ about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
Missed the fucking train by less than a minute because it was EARLY #Transperth #fail about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
@antzpantz cheers! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to antzpantz
@antzpantz @noodlez noodlez not answer!! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to antzpantz
@antzpantz ok- address? about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to antzpantz
.@Noodlez oi! There's a Jus Burgers in Leederville. Are you talking about Australia's Finest Burgers Hay St? Or Fairweathers Churchill Ave about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Noodlez
@dmriver Wha? Where? Who? about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to dmriver
Aaaannnnnnddd nap. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Not really: you look fab RT @c1arasays: My rendition of being a disco ball. http://twitpic.com/r9rsb about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Julian Clary just called: he wants his dress back RT @c1arasays: My rendition of being a disco ball. http://twitpic.com/r9rsb about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
#ThingsThatShouldntBeHeard No. 207: a housemate pleasuring himself >.< about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Withdrawl symptoms ..... (via @Steve_Penny) From being turkey slapped and tea bagged? Here, let me help… about 6 hours ago from Tweetie

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Name Toby Greer
Location Perth, Western Australia
Web http://tobysfarvi...
Bio Skeptic, atheist, humanist, plucky, handsome and a somewhat stretcher of the truth. Oh, and I'm a writer (surprise!).

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