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EpicTweets

  1. That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do. 4 minutes ago via web
  2. Ladies! Want to make money from home ? Find out in the link below, its amazing :D 34 minutes ago via web
  3. When I was a kid trying not to color outside the lines was my biggest problem. about 1 hour ago via web
  4. If I was a bird... I know who I'd shit on first. about 2 hours ago via web
  5. Here kitty-kitty-kitty... here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty! *Ignores me* well then f-ck you! about 6 hours ago via web
  6. Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now i have to change my text. -_- about 6 hours ago via web
  7. Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please. about 7 hours ago via web
  8. Your Heart never really breaks... it just goes through the process of getting stronger. about 8 hours ago via web
  9. I'm sorry but friendship doesn't fill up my gas tank. about 22 hours ago via web
  10. When a woman calls a man 'bro,' somewhere in the world, a white man steals a black man's wallet. about 22 hours ago via web
  11. When I see stupid statuses on Facebook I try my hardest not to make rude sarcastic comments because I know the Lord is testing me. 5:36 PM May 25th via web
  12. Me: "DON'T CRY" Mind:"Don't cry, Don't cry, Don't cry" Eyes: "LOL, lets go all Niagra Falls on this B*tch!" 5:20 PM May 25th via web
  13. Irony: Getting a girl pregnant on a "pull out" couch. 4:14 PM May 25th via web
  14. Lol find out your age below :Oits a quiz, i got 19 ! haha 3:40 PM May 25th via web
  15. The World Population Rank: 1. China. 2. India. 3. Facebook. 4. United States of America. 5. Myspace. 6. Indonesia. 7. Brazil. 8. Twitter. 2:44 PM May 25th via web
  16. Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, cuz there's no place like home. :D 11:07 AM May 25th via web
  17. Friend: "Hey what's your email?" Me: "Its ______" Friend: *laughs* Me: "Shut up! I made it when I was 10." 9:12 PM May 24th via web