EntropyAS
- Not actual fun. Simulated fun. http://twitpic.com/8h5h61 minute ago from web
- Wow, it's @califmom's birthday and I found out that my old dog doesn't have cancer?! It's a good day.about 8 hours ago from web
- Dear woman working at Claire's: You know nothing about toddler hair accessory sizing. I'll be taking a bath on these pastel bands until 2026about 13 hours ago from web
- @smartgoat I don't think you're supposed to eat babies, either.11:54 AM Jul 8th from web
- I forgot to watch the clock for 12:34:56 7/8/09 after remembering it earlier. That's OK, I'm still a little hung over from 1:23:45 6/7/89.10:57 AM Jul 8th from web
- There's a kid at the daycare named Ransom. Lol?5:53 AM Jul 8th from web
- My Morgan Stanley guy is a friend suggestion on FB. Should I be concerned that he looks like he's at a kegger? I'm asking for my funds.8:16 PM Jul 7th from web
- My stepson, @toldorknown's son, and @contemptslots's brother turns 16 today! Happy Birthday, @tomkhansowl!6:28 AM Jul 7th from web
- Can I just have one more moonwalk with you?5:40 AM Jul 7th from web
- Generic corn crisps + worchestershire sauce + seasoned salt = saddest Chex Party Mix ever.8:00 PM Jul 6th from web
- Okay I need two more stars on this one: http://twitter.com/EntropyA... No more, no fewer.2:33 PM Jul 6th from web
- I'm fine that my last three tweets have received 13 stars each. Because apparently my OCD supersedes my Triskaidekaphobia.11:05 AM Jul 6th from web
- "Thank you for calling X Bank. How may I provide you with outstanding customer service today?" Shortening that opening line would be a start8:44 AM Jul 6th from web
- I would rather watch an episode of The West Wing for the twentieth time than....anything else.7:37 PM Jul 5th from web
- I bet right before Rome fell Hannah Montana and Michael Jackson were at the top of its Trending Topics list.6:41 PM Jul 5th from web
- Husband selected something to watch without my input. I am responding with a passive aggressive tweet. It's stereotype night at our house.5:24 PM Jul 5th from web
- @tj Some of my friends on there don't have accounts anywhere else. Decided tonight if they don't have fb or twitter they're not worth it.8:23 PM Jul 3rd from web
- I went to MySpace for the first time in weeks. Somebody please hold me.8:14 PM Jul 3rd from web
- I have an awesome husband and stepson who Uhauled the rest of my dad's stuff 120 mi in 100 deg heat. Thanks @toldorknown and @contemptslots!1:49 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Guest on Dr. Phil: "Marrying you was my 9/11"8:57 PM Jul 2nd from web
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- Name A. Shankle-Knowlton
- Location Tulsa, OK
- Web http://entropyas....
- Bio QA at software company (@StatSoft), plus a lucky wife and mom
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