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  1. Funny....This shirt didn't make me look like a homeless pregnant prostitute when I tried it on at the store. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. Yeah, Tiger...How's that not talking to the press in order to maintain your privacy thing working out? about 12 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. My favorite thing about Facebook is seeing the engagement announcements of people from high school who I could have sworn would die alone. about 21 hours ago from web
  4. According to the messages on these novelty toddler t-shirts and bibs at Walgreens, babies are apt to poop and pee and be messy while eating 7:15 PM Nov 28th from web
  5. Quote of the day goes to my brother: "Remember last Thanksgiving, when Dad was alive?" 7:37 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. Every time this ref says "that penalty" it sounds like "death penalty", which seems a bit severe even for Texas. 1:48 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  7. My LinkedIn profile says I am expecting to get my Masters in Computer Science in 2010 LOL 3:16 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  8. There are two kinds of people: Those who say "That's 'Rodeo' by Aaron Copland" and those who say "That's the song from that beef commercial" 6:25 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. And in step ten of my twelve step program, I shall call all of the people I recommended Glee to and apologize. 6:47 AM Nov 23rd from web
  10. Em just got to sleep, I bet she's having sweet dreams of reporting me to DHS for pouring her water instead of juice earlier tonight. 6:16 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  11. Operator....well could you help me compare these strings? 10:28 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. MySpace is like that playground that was really fun at age 4 but you go back 15 years later & it's all taken over by drug dealers & graffiti 7:51 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. @toldorknown But both of us tweeting about it is the dorkiest part of it all. 4:12 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to toldorknown
  14. Sweet: Running into husband at grocery store at lunch. Sad: We were both there picking up Orajel for ourselves. 12:47 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  15. Em really must learn to say the "c" sound when she points and demands juice. Or we're going to be in it deep with the Anti-Defamation League 6:43 PM Nov 17th from web
  16. The restrooms at this high school don't have baby changing tables. And I thought we had a Democrat in the White House. 4:47 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
  17. Side effects of Zoloft include not remembering to do laundry ever. 3:40 AM Nov 12th from web
  18. White guys "just snap". Brown guys "terrorize". 3:57 AM Nov 10th from web
  19. Analogies : My Twitter Popularity :: Big Goofy Helmet : Michael Dukakis 10:17 AM Nov 5th from web
  20. OCD : Numerous signs indicating "WASH YOUR HANDS!" :: Alcoholism : Wet T-Shirt Night at your old favorite bar 6:13 AM Nov 5th from web