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  1. Humanz in kitchen carving turkey. Corgi & Shi-Tzu watching closely for floor droppings.. wondering: "That Bird Ever Landing?" Goblin-dogs
  2. Happy Thanksgiving. EE loves Turkey Day because 4 out of 5 Eggs wind up either scrambled, oddly colored or under shrubs at the White House
  3. #Happy Turkey Day is so much nicer than Easter. EE's not winding up on the White House lawn in a pastel color awaiting younginz discovery
  4. Tequila shots = EE slept on pumpkin pie and left wobbly egg dents while Eggbert camped on Butterball snoring like a drunken Congressman
  5. Humanz suspicious that their eggs aren't so angelic. The EE's went out on a ripper and forgot to close fridge. The Turkey for sure is thawed
  6. Happy Thanksgiving ~~~~~~~~~ Blow kisses
  7. Eggbert was thinking real hard but EE told him to knock it off because it made him look stupid.
  8. Eggbert was thinking but EE told him to stop because it made his face look stupid
  9. muses that ALL Turkeys are really "Organic". So what, if they eat a few pesticides and bugs along with their grains? It's all organic
  10. Eggberts sense of sustainability is bothered. Butterball Turkey is not "organic". EE is camped out on Pumpkin Pie waiting for humanz
  11. If EE is wearing red pumped Jimmy Choo's shoes, what's he wearing?
  12. Eggbert came out of little boys room with the remote control now glued to his Frank & Beans. On the floor doing an "egg-roll" in hysteria
  13. asked Eggbert to pass the remote. It's glued to his hand He won't relinquish control and took it to bathroom. Now how's that going to work?
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  15. Eggbert's drivel when EE drives: carefuldonthitthatstopgostopdon'turnthereslowdown areyoufreakingnuts? Next time EE muzzles little man egg
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  18. Eggbert's having a hissy-fit. A frozen Butterball Turkey in fridge is encroaching on his egg-crate
  19. Over 100 icebergs drifting to N.Zealand snapped off by global warming. Whew, EE figured womenz hot flashes caused it http://linkbee.com/ice
  20. but but @ShaktiWarriors now Eggbert wants a Super Hero cape. EE said he has no shoulders to pin it to. EE's on her own for dindin tonight