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  1. Cuthulu Santa Claus? http://pic.gd/2d7e
  2. RT @jennybeanses: Oh look, it's morning. The perfect time to work on your flashfic piece for Broken Hearts Club contest: http://bit.ly/I3CnU
  3. Everytime I see that WhatEdwardDrives Volvo commerical, I throw up a little in my mouth. #thatisall
  4. Update on the chameleon: she needs new lights, and oniment for her bites, but she's won the war against the vicious attack crickets.
  5. DUDE! The girl at the Surprise Sonic was on REAL ROLLER SKATES! That made my night!
  6. My favorite road sign ever 'State Prision / Surprise / Wildlife Zoo' Will try to post pic sometime...
  7. It's RAINING!!! That makes a crappy evening elventy-million times better!!!
  8. It was so entertaining I had to read both to Munchkin and mom
  9. First 2 FeedDemon posts @neilhimself: VERY SEKRIT PASSPHRASE http://bit.ly/4qzFjx then @scottsigler: Dead dude embedded http://bit.ly/42sTQv
  10. Chameleon is definitely going to visit the vet tomorrow while I'm driving to Az. It lost a fight w crickets. Sad day...
  11. RT @scottsigler: New AMCtv column: Mythologic creatures so bad they're bad: http://www.scottsigler.com/
  12. RT @jchutchins: RT, PLZ? This is HUGE for a little fish like me: @cc_chapman interviews me for FAST COMPANY!!! http://bit.ly/3THqlQ
  13. @GohanDrake Are you sure there were no Jedi mind-tricks involved? Yeah for a Wii!
  14. RT @DASHJournal: Check out our new Call for Submissions: http://bit.ly/3VcVTW
  15. I am not a novel writer. I lack the attention span. I am definitely a short story writer. And a better editor of a story than it's author.
  16. @markjeffrey That's awesome! In my head the ripped body resembles @Schwarzenegger in his body building days. It's a great image.
  17. Since I'll miss Mythbusters tomorrow, I'm getting my science fix watching James May on the Moon on BBC America.
  18. @GohanDrake that's some quality interaction you have going there.
  19. RT @feliciaday: #theguild: S3 E10 - The Return! - http://bit.ly/b1ngo Also on XBOX: http://bit.ly/guildxbox Please RT! My favorite ep ever!!
  20. @GohanDrake I love @theguild! Have you seen Do You Want to Faye My Avatar? It is in my top 5 funniest music vids ever.