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  1. has frozen hair...
  2. Just got my car repair bill, and am weeping gently into my coffee cup.
  3. here's hoping I die like I lived, straight thuggin...
  4. found the keys!!! Never has a set a keys meant so much to me...
  5. Gots my hair did, and am ready for the weekend!!! <3
  6. Storytelling @ Broadway Comedy Club (W 53 & 8th, NYC) Thurs, Dec 3rd 7pm...
  7. is feeling good. Could be the shots of DayQuill I'm doing at my desk, so I'm sticking to just stapling things today. I love my stapler...<3
  8. Xmas songs on the iPod, and I'm singing along instead of getting annoyed like I usually do. The Hoilday Season has offically started for me!
  9. Weds, Nov 17th @ 7pm...Broadway Comedy Club W53rd St & 8 Ave, NYC! (Yay!!!)
  10. The dust has cleared & I'm ready to perform Weds, after 3 weeks! Back to WW Mon (YES!) & 4 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies on my desk Tues (NO!)
  11. needs a new eating disorder, one of the non-eating ones...
  12. watching season 4 of Curb...from under my bed
  13. watching seas 2 of Curb...from under my bed
  14. will be preforming this Weds, Nov 11th 9pm @ Eastville Comedy Club (85 East 4th St & 2nd Ave) NYC! Followed by cocktails...xoxo
  15. is enjoying the ride!!!
  16. Red lipstick and black heels, I'm ready Friars...
  17. Had a blast tonight! Ready to chill @ home with The Bride of AND Young Frankenstein!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! xoxo
  18. has a bottle of vodka in the freezer, and is not affraid to use it...
  19. NYC is so shiny and clean when she's wet...
  20. what rhymes w/purell...