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  1. If there was at least a 70% chance I was just rocking out to that Miley Cyrus song, would you respect me more or less?
  2. TV volume should really not have an effect on the Ritcher Scale, especially at 8 am. #ihatetheholidays
  3. Also, mom is on an inexplicable crusade to defend the integrity of The Big Bang Theory, possibly the worst TV show ever. #ihatetheholidays
  4. Outrageous claims made by my brother this week: cats don't have depth perception; eagles prey on human children. #ihatetheholidays
  5. The Pete & Pete theme song is stuck in my head, but I can't find any reason to view this as a bad thing.
  6. I hope not, but, probably. RT @ajdraper: season six of sunny should probably start with an episode called "The Gang Jump the Shark"
  7. @ShearerPR Thanks lady!!!!! I can mail you some snow, if you like. ;-)
  8. Fellow writer just informed me that I look like Amy Adams, bringing the total number of times I've been compared to Amy Adams to one.
  9. My interview with MadTV's Bobby Lee! http://bit.ly/6hWjvw (via @punchlinemag)
  10. "Sex now wasn't as exciting as reading about sex used to be." -Julie Powell. The tragedy is, she's right.
  11. Finally taking the Netflix plunge. Does this make me a legit American? I think it does.
  12. Merry Xmas! Don't forget, the season is really about true friends...who will hold your hair for you when the spiked egg nog seeks vengence.
  13. Hoping to see some of my fabulous ex-Michiganders as they roll into town for the holidays. You know who you are. ;-)
  14. Two dudes from a major metro club just told me they're "huge" fans of my writing and that I have "athletic prose." Um, squee?!
  15. RT @punchlinemag: our brand new interview with comedian Anjelah Johnson! @anjelahjohnson http://tinyurl.com/ybybbqd #comedycentral #comedy
  16. RT @punchlinemag Breaking: @ToddBarry concedes defeat in #comedycentral stand-up showdown (VIDEO) http://tinyurl.com/yzrcln4 #comedy #humor
  17. Uh... did someone hack #facebook? I logged on and was redirected to someone's Myspace page...
  18. Dreamed about cats with bat wings that could fly. It was radical, gnarly, and tubular.
  19. @katlyn_says: Forgive me, for I have #BrittanyMurphy paranoia - what's up with your #riprivers post?
  20. @chaseblogger @BTMcLaughlin I agree completely. Having him miraculously live was such a cop out.