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Emilywantsaboat

  1. @CorcoranNYC pepperoni. and more summer shandy please. 11 minutes ago via web in reply to CorcoranNYC
  2. @Swagelin what kind of situation would call for you to be inappropriate? 18 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  3. @Swagelin how terrible can you be? 36 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  4. @Swagelin I suppose, maybe a bit. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  5. @Swagelin also, you have the maturity of a 12 year old. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  6. @Swagelin clearly you don't know how to ride... about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  7. And I know I dropped 2 F-bombs in that last tweet and I don't give shit. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I love that they had to fuck up my check on a holiday weekend before the 1st of the month. Thanks fuckers. 😡 about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Still super pissed at work for them screwing up my paycheck. :/ about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @Swagelin why don't horses like you? What did you do to them? about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  11. @Swagelin I'll believe it when I see it about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  12. @Swagelin oh I see... Sharing is caring. :) about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  13. @Swagelin maybe I would about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  14. @Swagelin oh? How so? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  15. @Swagelin yeah? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  16. @Swagelin I'm kidding... Visiting you would be... Interesting. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  17. @Swagelin why would I want to do that? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  18. @Swagelin yeah... I don't visit you in NY.. Why would I visit you in Florida?? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  19. @Swagelin um.. Where do you live now? about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  20. @Swagelin I've never actually been to florida. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Swagelin
  • Name Emily
  • Location New Jersey
  • Bio Things I like: Yankees, beer and bacon. In any order. Things I don't like: Astro turf, Red Sox, stadiums named after corporations, NJ roads
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