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I saw a cyclist yell at a group of SantaCon revelers Saturday night: "Jersey is that way!" Huh?11:10 AM Dec 14thfrom web
Porn companies send the nicest Christmas cards.1:26 PM Dec 11thfrom web
Really good comment from today: "Can't these two outta control horny skanks find a better place to lez off than a freakin classroom??"12:43 PM Dec 10thfrom web