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EmilyRhodes

  1. MC told me that putting water in her apple juice will make her throat mold. #wth 8:16 PM Sep 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @laurenmroden judges can also override the jury for life without parole instead. Conversation held often at my house. it is a daily reality 8:15 PM Sep 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to laurenmroden
  3. Like anyone actually believes that I made $400 from my house today. Password Changed. #hackerscankissit 8:01 PM Sep 5th, 2011 via web
  4. Sleeping for 6 hours straight is not the same as sleeping in 3 2 hour shifts. #babyistryingtokillme 3:44 AM Jul 27th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Just cleaned out shower drain with grill tongs. #madskills 11:55 PM Jul 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I figure 3:03am is as good of time as any to upgrade Twitter on my phone. As if I need another distraction. 1:04 AM Jul 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @vulcansmuse me too. Maria Elena scared the hell out of me. 12:17 AM Mar 3rd, 2009 via web in reply to vulcansmuse
  8. @vulcansmuse this made me giggle. 12:16 AM Mar 3rd, 2009 via web in reply to vulcansmuse
  9. still waiting on the snow 11:34 PM Feb 28th, 2009 via web
  10. @vulcansmuse i thought you were a teacher?? 9:42 PM Dec 30th, 2008 via web in reply to vulcansmuse
  11. @DavidKshow that told me nothing 2:15 PM Dec 1st, 2008 via web in reply to DavidKshow
  12. @DavidKshow seriously...what is your actual job? 11:34 AM Dec 1st, 2008 via web in reply to DavidKshow
  13. snow..snow..snow... 7:56 AM Dec 1st, 2008 via web
  14. @shopefowler your last one with out having to figure in naps and diaper changes...hope you enjoyed it! =) 8:44 PM Nov 27th, 2008 via web in reply to shopefowler
  15. @acfisher01 you already have in-laws? 8:45 PM Nov 26th, 2008 via web in reply to anniebarrow01
  16. @shopefowler yep. I have 9 turkeys... 12:30 PM Nov 26th, 2008 via web in reply to shopefowler
  17. is cooking for 200 people... 8:10 AM Nov 26th, 2008 via web
  18. @DavidKshow indian casino southern...that's brilliant. do you work for your mom? 6:27 PM Nov 24th, 2008 via web in reply to DavidKshow
  19. @DavidKshow omg...it does look like a snl pic! 10:28 AM Nov 24th, 2008 via web in reply to DavidKshow
  20. @DavidKshow Auburn does suck. Not nearly as bad as having to live with a f'ing alabama fan. I'll never marry one again. hate them. 10:28 AM Nov 24th, 2008 via web in reply to DavidKshow