EmilyMarie50
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I hate when crumbs fall in my cleavage. Sometimes my boobs eat more than I do. :/
5:15 PM May 24th
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A girl's most beautiful outfit is charisma, the prettiest accessory is smile, & the best pair of heels is confidence.
4:30 PM May 21st
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Cry as much as you want to, but just make sure when your finished, you never cry for the same reason again. — Wiz Khalifa
5:25 PM May 22nd
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I just lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this.
9:42 PM May 23rd
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I have to spend a ridiculous amount of money on food. Unfortunately, my family won’t eat anything else.
1:33 PM May 22nd
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That terrifying moment when you realize you're starting to get attached to someone...
11:00 PM May 19th
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I may not be the best, but Im definitely not like the rest.
2:00 PM May 22nd
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I wonder if I'm single because I didn't forward all those chain messages when I was twelve...
7:29 PM May 22nd
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Lord, bless our week. Life is short, help us to live every moment with enthusiasm
2:00 PM May 22nd
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16 & Pregnant? How about we get 18 and Graduated? Or 21 and Established?
7:25 PM May 22nd
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I'd kick you in the vagina but i'm afraid I'd lose my shoe.
11:31 PM May 21st
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Do what you have to do to be who you want to be
3:30 PM May 20th
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Your opinion of me, doesn't define who I am.
3:01 PM May 21st
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The good things are right in front of you. If you don't notice them, someone else will.
3:30 PM May 21st
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If you're hated, you're doing something right.
8:30 PM May 21st
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You're single - make the best of it. It doesn't mean you're not good enough for anyone, it means no one is good enough for you.
6:27 PM May 21st
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Let's just live and let what happens, happen.
8:00 PM May 21st
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Why are there so many cocky ass men these days?! Stop thinking you're a) a celebrity b) attractive and c) able to pull off waxed eyebrows
10:07 PM May 10th
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain with themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
8:58 AM May 20th
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming.
6:00 PM May 19th
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- Name Emily Simpson
- Location Winona, Missouri
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