EmilyHill
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Amazing. RT @: In case ur bored, here's a picture of a dog that looks like a pillow that looks like a cock.
4:28 AM Feb 16th
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@ kangarooing: a competition amongst travelling Aussies to see who could tell the tallest tale to gullible foreigners
11:04 AM Jan 21st
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in reply to TweetsofOld
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My god, there really is an app for everything
1:12 PM Jan 15th
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@ Use Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo as eye makeup remover - it's gentle, effective and very cheap!
11:57 AM Dec 11th, 2011
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Making blokes uncomfortable by forcing them to experience situations from a women's point of view can only be a good thing
3:04 PM Dec 4th, 2011
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'The sun won't rise again for six months' yeah, that's when the vampires rise up and get you
1:47 PM Nov 30th, 2011
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If I had to pick, I would come back in my next life as a killer whale - scary smart and indestructable!
1:50 PM Nov 9th, 2011
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Hasn't anyone told these posh twits that it's rude to talk the whole way through someone's set?
2:55 PM Oct 17th, 2011
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@ Purple
10:56 AM Oct 14th, 2011
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Francis isn't a cross between Daniel Craig & Rowan Atikinson. He's a cross between an inbred twat...and another inbred twat
12:03 PM Sep 27th, 2011
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Now Francis is telling Louise that he 'doesn't respect her' for having a casual fling? The men are such fucking children!
2:51 PM Sep 26th, 2011
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Jamie calling women who have sex without emotion 'sluts' made me laugh - it reminded me how prudish young kids are about sex!
2:46 PM Sep 26th, 2011
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@ hi there, how're you? Going well, enjoying the warm weather whilst we've still got it
4:15 AM Sep 10th, 2011
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@ thanks for the info on how to sponsor David, I've donated. What a top bloke!
4:13 AM Sep 10th, 2011
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@ too late now, but the Singapore noodles and roti with curry dipping sauce at Malaymas were always top notch
1:02 PM Aug 14th, 2011
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For those suddenly surprised to discover the Sunday Times' lack of morals - how they bullied @ in 2006
8:30 AM Jul 11th, 2011
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Met people at dinner last night and promptly forgot their names. Did a sneaky check on Facebook, saved! ?
8:11 AM Jun 26th, 2011
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'I look at you....and I see two of you cos I'm pissed as'. Fixed that for you Spencer!
2:42 PM Jun 13th, 2011
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WTF is up with the awful, awful beige lipstick worn by the girls on this show? IT'S AWFUL!
2:41 PM Jun 6th, 2011
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- Name Emily Hill
- Location London
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