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EmilyElizabethJ

RT @carlscrush: I see you seeing me pretending not to see you seeing me. I already love that about you. about 1 hour ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
The temp is supposed to reach 95¤ (•? Those are my only 2 options) today. And the pool isn't open yet. #firstworldproblems about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
What?!?? I've lost friends over this!! RT @OMGFacts: Hot water can freeze faster than cold water! How so? ---> omgf.ac/ts/0rR about 4 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
RT @AJEnglish: Controversial forest code vetoed in Brazil aje.me/LOKfb0 about 14 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Alright. First a Wolf Spider, now a 'Daring Jumping Spider' ?!?? #imleaving 9:32 AM May 24th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Asking only workmen's wages I go looking for a job, but I get no offers. Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Ave. 5:58 AM May 24th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
RT @HuffingtonPost: President Obama heads to Iowa today to tout renewable energy huff.to/Lso6bV 5:31 AM May 24th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
RT @nprfreshair: Nerd link of the morning: #NPRStarWars, on @storify bit.ly/JYyXOL (via @morningedition) 5:28 AM May 24th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@Doutzen just finished it! It's literary junk food :) 5:09 AM May 24th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Can't sleep in today for some reason. So, I've picked up another book... #nr Julian Barnes' 'The Sense of an Ending' -- loving it so far. 4:59 AM May 24th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Can't wait to check out the page! RT @TheSaloninAmes1: We are now on Google+, Join our circle! plus.google.com/10837714913548… 3:06 PM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Um. Do one-year-olds typically form sentences?? 2:57 PM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@KarinBeecher RT @ElettraW: RT @pocahontasshole: Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. ... m.tmi.me/qsRcs 2:46 PM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Putting pencil to paper & attempting to resurrect my drawing skills. This IS what I studied & received a degree in... Right?? 2:21 PM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry
#nw The Beach. Everything but the first half hour & the last ten minutes of this movie is just so hard to watch... 10:16 AM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Welp. I'm #nw the Blair Witch Project. So. Yeah. Just go ahead and kill me. 8:18 PM May 22nd via UberSocial for BlackBerry
#nr E L James' 'Fifty Shades of Grey' & I, much to my chagrin, am fully immersed. #summerreads 12:20 PM May 22nd via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Nothing like some good Shakespearean verbal abuse ... RT @IAM_SHAKESPEARE: whoreson little tidy Bartholomew boar-pig, when wilt thou leave 9:34 PM May 21st via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@DAChesterFrench you tease. 9:00 PM May 21st via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to DAChesterFrench
@DAChesterFrench me! 8:41 PM May 21st via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to DAChesterFrench

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Name Emily Jespersen
Location Ames, IA
Bio To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

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