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  1. Never stand between a dog and the hydrant http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  2. OMG.. my married girlfriend cheated with this guy he met from this site - http://bit.ly/73a2Lv - i'm so angry with her!!!!
  3. It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are? http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  4. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
  5. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
  6. It is not length of life, but depth of life. http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  7. It is not length of life, but depth of life. http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  8. I need to get out! http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  9. He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants! http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  10. Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  11. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
  12. Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself. http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  14. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  15. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  16. There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side. http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  17. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  18. http://bit.ly/CF64Z - not so work safe lol
  19. Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature. http://bit.ly/CF64Z
  20. He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor http://bit.ly/CF64Z