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  1. @FakeRobBell I'll see if Rashi and Rambam are up for it. They don't appreciate you quoting them out of context, but I'll smooth it over. about 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to FakeRobBell
  2. @FakeRobBell Moses didn't RSVP. He has a gripe with the Maccabean family regarding their use of his law. It's a long story. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to FakeRobBell
  3. @FakeRobBell Don't forget the latkas and soofganiot, you goofy Goy, you! about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to FakeRobBell
  4. Getting ready to have Rob Bell over for our annual Chanukah party. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. On Black Friday I paid double for my TOMS shoes. Counter-cultural. 6:48 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  6. @wanbaclone Ditto. 2:31 PM Nov 25th from Echofon in reply to wanbaclone
  7. Preparing my tofu turkey for Thanksgiving! 8:05 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  8. Just getting back from #ets09. Never before has a bigger collection of fundy mundy nerds been in one place at the same time. 2:59 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  9. @ZachJanicello Yes. And John MacArthur is the Beast. 6:48 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to ZachJanicello
  10. In my version of DaVinci's 'Last Supper' it is Phyllis Tickle, not Mary, sitting next to me. 7:06 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  11. I'm so emergent that I'm thinking of emerging from the emergent movement and becoming a fundamentalist again. 1:12 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  12. Just got a tattoo of Doug Pagitt giving James Dobson a pile-driver. 7:09 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  13. Just spent an hour yelling and cursing at some fundamentalists. It was @_Ruah's brilliant idea. 1:20 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  14. @_Ruah You're doing a fabulous job of exercising that liberty. Well done! 1:15 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to _Ruah
  15. @_Ruah I'm flattered. That is a very non-@$$hole thing of you to say. Thanks so much for your kindness. 11:52 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to _Ruah
  16. Had a meeting with John MacArthur this morning. He just threw his book 'Truth War' at my face and kicked me out. 6:00 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  17. Just built a prayer labyrinth. @realrobbell and I are about to walk through it while reading the Talmud. 7:43 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  18. I came forward during Theology on Tap tonight and asked Bishop Spong into my heart. 5:35 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  19. $(&&!*%}{%+£•##%=!!! I always feel more authentic when I curse early in the morning. 5:50 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  20. Spent last night with @realrobbell reading Maimonides & comparing his Guide to the Perplexed to the parables in Matthew 6:47 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  • Name EmergentJesus
  • Location In Rob Bell's heart
  • Web http://www.emerge...
  • Bio I'm Jesus. I'm postmodern, missional, sagely, and hate propositional truth.
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