EmLaRue
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Things I love: Photographs of myself drinking scotch out of a Delirium Tremens glass.
7:01 PM Nov 29th
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I'm gonna guess by the terrifying screaming and ungodly noise outside my apartment that the game is over?
6:59 PM Nov 29th
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Utterly inadequate.
5:03 PM Nov 29th
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Hey Sunday. I love you, but this love is bittersweet.
11:10 AM Nov 29th
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Congratulations to America on adopting . I hope it goes better than . That was such a disaster.
3:21 PM Nov 27th
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Star Wars status updates
2:12 PM Nov 26th
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RT @: What's the difference between a plain white diaper and an Ed Hardy brand diaper? The Ed Hardy diaper is covered in shit.
2:07 PM Nov 26th
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@ You could win this for your book club:
1:13 PM Nov 26th
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@ Do you think I need to be concerned? I'd better strap myself to my bed just in case I wake up as a zombie. Wanna help, sugar bear?
1:10 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to nsholm
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Just buy her another Cosmo and try again. RT @ Damn! Denied entry...
12:11 PM Nov 26th
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Would it be selfish of me to want to celebrate Hanukkah AND Christmas? I just really like turkey sandwiches on challah bread.
11:53 AM Nov 26th
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- Got some simple blood tests yesterday and here's what that bitch of a nurse did to me. Dumb broad.
11:49 AM Nov 26th
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Like a rhinestone cowboy.
9:31 PM Nov 25th
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@ Friday Eve. I like it.
9:29 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to rockmapper
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Hey bitches! I'm bringing my own special brand of sass to TipTapTip in about an hour. Listen live- I'll be topless
6:40 PM Nov 25th
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I don't think I'm ever gonna be sold on Kindle. Books are just so blissfully perfect. And they smell so good.
3:46 PM Nov 25th
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@ @ Awww, I'm gonna have a nap too! Let's talk about it on the show. "Napping: Great or Super-Great?"
3:29 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to tiptaptip
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Two young guys on the train talking Star Trek, Jagermeister and zombie survival. I'm thinking virgins and staying that way.
10:51 AM Nov 25th
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@ Can we please talk about Kirk Cameron and creationism on the show tomorrow? I have a lot to say about it. Big fucking surprise.
6:24 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to tiptaptip
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@ Yikes. What happened? What are you allergic to?
4:03 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to grrl_odd
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- Name Michelle Wood
- Location Calgary
- Web http://iminparent...
- Bio Writer. Social deviant. Morally bankrupt. Why, hello there, sailor!
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