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  1. @BaronessHeather It's the best combo, really. 19 minutes ago from UberTwitter in reply to BaronessHeather
  2. @shadowmaat Aww...it's almost like Scrooge. Or the Grinch. Did your heart grow 3 sizes? 21 minutes ago from UberTwitter in reply to shadowmaat
  3. @shadowmaat I'll do my best to keep your spirits up. :D 22 minutes ago from UberTwitter in reply to shadowmaat
  4. @shadowmaat *ooh* What was that for? :) 42 minutes ago from UberTwitter in reply to shadowmaat
  5. @kylebstevens I was bored by it. about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter in reply to kylebstevens
  6. That worked better than I thought. They bought stuff, then left! Notorious, indeed. about 1 hour ago from web
  7. Heh...bunch of browsers still milling in the store, but they don't look like buyers. Gonna crank the Biggie Smalls, see if they leave. :D about 1 hour ago from web
  8. Then I burped, and it went away. about 2 hours ago from web
  9. Was digging in my blog archives & came across pictures of my offices from my last job. I started to feel a little heartache. about 2 hours ago from web
  10. I'm listening to my Number One favorite Stones song "You Can't Always Get What You Want" (http://bit.ly/08Ut96K) #pandora about 2 hours ago from Pandora
  11. @BaronessHeather You can dooo eeeeeeeet! about 2 hours ago from web in reply to BaronessHeather
  12. @PatGermelman True, but most of the "marketers" that try to follow me on Twitter are, well, blockable. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to PatGermelman
  13. Final Self-Pimp of the day: I mocked tourists at Untitled (http://bit.ly/5lJAY4) and reviewed a movie for @popbunker (http://bit.ly/5rnUnz). about 2 hours ago from web
  14. @KCJuGGaLoTuS Yeah...wouldn't want to drop it in the soup. :) about 3 hours ago from web in reply to KCJuGGaLoTuS
  15. "I AM SO IN!" = Funny! Star Wars' Facebook Status Updates: http://digg.com/d31AsID?t (via @BaronessHeather, via @MYMHM) about 3 hours ago from web
  16. Now that we've located @shadowmaat, where did @KCJuGGaLoTuS go? about 3 hours ago from web
  17. @cj_atc "New Mexico, Old Mexico...fuck's the difference?" about 3 hours ago from web in reply to cj_atc
  18. @shadowmaat Carry On, Sweet Cheeks. Yours is Superior. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to shadowmaat
  19. @WookiesGirl Sexy! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to WookiesGirl
  20. @shadowmaat That's the worst part of all. It's Slapsgiving 2009. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to shadowmaat