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elvis_skinner

  1. Me to my dog in cutesy voice: outside ? Outside? Her: eye roll , snort 8:47 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Love how punky hipsters have stolen the Native American shaved-on-one-side-long-on-the-other look. Haven't you done enough to them whitey? 8:34 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Has anyone ever considered that Nietzsche was maybe just a bitch ass? 8:31 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Never share four loko w/ dogs after dark. I repeat- drink 4 Loko w/ ur dog only in the A.M. like a Gremlins type thing twitter.com/elvis_skinner/… 5:00 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I'm guess i'm like just totally environmentally self-conscious -if thats a thing. If not, it could just be regular old mania 5:14 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I'm so environmentally conscious that I actually love this diarrhea of plant ejaculate. Take that Prius peeps. 5:13 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Although there isn't a ton of actual cooking involved with oatmeal and fruit 5:06 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I'm probably not the only one who sings at least a line or2 if Dirk Diggler's song "feel feel feel- feel my heat" every time I cook b'fast. 5:04 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I'll take cream with my coffee this morning? Yeah, I'm that corny, my cronies twitter.com/elvis_skinner/… 5:00 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I don't want to sound sexist, but I'd be ok with it if el niño came back and slapped la niña across the face and out of my 5 day forecast 7:36 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. What a brutal winter we have had with a mere 45 days in the 70's since January. 7:34 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Leavenworth is the worst bread... Besides pumpernickel of course. 6:14 PM Mar 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. If I didn't know better , I'd say radiohead is still the baddest band on earth twitter.com/elvis_skinner/… 10:11 PM Mar 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I bet radiohead doesn't even know that I hiding inside Phillips arena since the last hawks game 2:52 PM Feb 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Seems counterintuitive that organic milk lasts like 4 weeks longer than regular milk. Huh? 3:26 PM Feb 24th via web
  16. Is this guy from Dale Earnhardt jr jr also the guy from the more recent freecreditreport.com commercials?? twitter.com/elvis_skinner/… 5:53 PM Feb 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. U like what u see? twitter.com/elvis_skinner/… 5:49 PM Feb 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I always laugh when I pass through Effingham county because they spelled the f'ing thing wrong 7:02 PM Jan 25th via Twitter for iPhone from Belvedere Park, GA  
  19. @RecruitingAJC let me guess-PJ found a kangaroo that can punt? GT's now embroiled in the over signing loophole du jour? 4:56 AM Jan 21st via Twitter for iPhone from Belvedere Park, GA   in reply to RecruitingAJC