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ElvisInTheWoods

Goddam stupid no good useless River Song #eternityclock about 3 hours ago via web
@ChaosHour Awww. Thanks guys. Although now I'm resigned to spending the rest of my life running after her like a madman. 4:00 AM May 25th via web in reply to ChaosHour
jenny_sargent @ElvisInTheWoods Before the internet, books looked for every potential audience: bit.ly/JykTgM 2:01 PM May 23rd via Tweetings for Chrome Retweeted by ElvisInTheWoods
@acatris I'm guessing... more of the same? Possibly without an episode of Castle. But still pretty awesome. 1:33 PM May 23rd via web in reply to acatris
@ScumbagSam Oh Sam. You've made an old man very happy. 1:31 PM May 23rd via web in reply to ScumbagSam
@booksesandtea @AlleyBoy81 Hopefully not as a volunteer lifeguard? 1:16 PM May 23rd via web in reply to booksesandtea
@acatris Or "Wednesday" as you'd normally call it. 1:13 PM May 23rd via web in reply to acatris
@AlleyBoy81 @booksesandtea Holy crap. That doesn't sound on the level at all. Columbo would've been all over that like a cheap suit. 1:11 PM May 23rd via web in reply to AlleyBoy81
@booksesandtea @ron__haines @rob_haines @alleyboy81 @clairejk Hey Ron. Look I... I mean we can still hang out right? Please? Please??? 1:10 PM May 23rd via web in reply to booksesandtea
@booksesandtea @alleyboy81 Wow. Really? My word. No wonder Morse got so much work down that way. 1:04 PM May 23rd via web in reply to booksesandtea
@rob_haines @booksesandtea @alleyboy81 @clairejk @Ron__Haines I'm still here Ron! I'll never turn my back on you! #RonWayIsRightWay 12:56 PM May 23rd via web in reply to rob_haines
@AlleyBoy81 @booksesandtea Really? I smell a story here. Please tell while I sit back and open up a bag of M&Ms. 12:55 PM May 23rd via web in reply to AlleyBoy81
@ScumbagSam Yes. That must be it. We're both too young and too pretty to understand it. #turned30thismonth 12:52 PM May 23rd via web in reply to ScumbagSam
Bradley Walsh: Which US President was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth? Contestant: JFK. #TheChase 12:49 PM May 23rd via web
@ScumbagSam No really. Someone will need to explain this to me. Like, what's the deal with the sperm in the beginning? 12:47 PM May 23rd via web in reply to ScumbagSam
@ScumbagSam Would you believe that's the first time I've ever seen that video? 12:37 PM May 23rd via web in reply to ScumbagSam
ScumbagSam @ElvisInTheWoods Queue the music youtube.com/watch?v=N1tTN-… 12:33 PM May 23rd via web in reply to ElvisInTheWoods Retweeted by ElvisInTheWoods
@AlleyBoy81 Well of course you don't. It's not bloody Coronation Street is it? Standards and all that. 12:32 PM May 23rd via web in reply to AlleyBoy81
Bradley Walsh: A hatchet is a smaller version of what tool used to cut wood? Contestant: (after a long pause) A sledgehammer. #TheChase 12:30 PM May 23rd via web
@rob_haines @booksesandtea @alleyboy81 @clairejk Not just autocorrect dude... 12:23 PM May 23rd via web in reply to rob_haines

Name Gareth Davies
Location Swansea, Wales
Web http://isawelvisi...
Bio Winner of Best Writing On A Blog at the Wales Blog Awards 2011. Also I have a roar like a tiger.