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  1. @rockandyr You will be pitched with a face-full of woo.
  2. I totally won at Secret Santa: http://tweetphoto.com/6723452
  3. @callmeKBro RIP Rolling Stone, 1967-2009.
  4. “A hope rapist that should be shot in the face for dream treason.” READ THIS REVIEW. #Avatar http://bit.ly/92MR2U
  5. Forgot the awesome atomic power of our microwave. Lunch should be cool enough to eat in three hours.
  6. OK! Everything but antlers.
  7. Xmas shopping list includes tiny antlers for cat. PRIORITIES. Sorted!
  8. First day of holidays marked largely by sleep.
  9. @somtum BEWARE OF EDGE, which is what his friends call him.
  10. The Most Upsetting Fact Of The Decade: http://bit.ly/7gUeN3
  11. "The California climate is perfect for motorcycles, as well as surfboards, swimming pools and convertibles."
  12. 'The Motorcycle Gangs' original story: http://bit.ly/4v6D8a
  13. "... I want to smack that person in the face with a table saw." http://bit.ly/6Y9eYT
  14. "Someone recommended to me that I watch "Half Nelson" with Ryan Gosling, because Gosling is so good in it..."
  15. What was this magazine?! @Meanjin? http://bit.ly/92t0e2
  16. "Santa is a repressed memory of an ancient Celtic cult revolving around red-capped psychedelic mushrooms": http://bit.ly/4Y8AKF
  17. @amblerma ME TOO! WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!
  18. @miss_om SO PROUD.
  19. Ronald McDonald is dead! Excellent. #ClownsAreEvil http://bit.ly/69YT0S
  20. @number8 That exists already, but it stars 50 Cent: http://bit.ly/nuVAU