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  1. If someone buys this it will stop getting shoved in my face. Canon HV20 w/ 2 Lens Adapters, 2nd Battery... http://shop.ebay.com/250537519660
  2. Meow... Meow... Hey, it's time for my 4:15AM petting. Meow... Hello people... MROOOWWW!!!
  3. It's my favorite time of day... Things under covers at foot at bed just start to wiggle, human reflexes slow... perfect combination!
  4. Snap snap Hefalump, I'm ready for my morning petting.
  5. Middle of night. Attacking moving lumps at foot of bed. Human is screaming and I think she is saying "kill it" but who can really be sure.
  6. @lillucycat My wicked human tried that on me too! You CAN knock the bottle off. Takes effort, but totally worth it to hear the human shriek!
  7. Here's one of the birds I never get to eat. It talks a big game about scooping the litter box but it fibs. http://tinyurl.com/lcrxo7
  8. Okay hairless leader, get the broom out of my man cave. Under the bed is all mine!
  9. Charging for twitter pro?!? http://bit.ly/e0pdu Being a jobless cat I will stick to the free version!
  10. My human won't let me out, won't get me a friend, won't be my cat pimp. How's a cat gonna get some nookie if you won't let me free!?!
  11. @AtticusTheCat My human named one of her finches Atticus... to annoy me. It is completely overnamed... it's a much better name for a cat!
  12. We just got 40 little finch snacks!! 40!!! They live in a big cage outside... I am plotting my escape from the house...
  13. I could be as good as this cat if only allowed to practice uninterrupted http://bit.ly/2FfXW
  14. When I practice piano my human sings in this loud screaming voice and starts yelling my name over and over. She likes it too much I think.
  15. Why does she even ask if I was the one to poop in front of litter box?!? We are the only two here. Just helping keep the box clean...hee hee
  16. Nothing good ever falls on kitchen floor here. She likes vegetables, I like mice. Can't you just make some mice every once in a while?!?
  17. @ChesterTheMouse Wanna come over and play?
  18. The first rule of Mouse Club is: you do not talk about Mouse Club.
  19. Still stuck in shelter and there was an earthquake here! Having pretty bad week but house didn't burn so will be able to go home eventually.
  20. I'm in a shelter in Ojai... many miles from home because of fire near my house. Not a happy cat today.