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STOP FARTING, CUBE-NEIGHBOR! Please... I just want to live...*hurk*4:07 PM Nov 11thfrom web
@putnam I gave up saying anything (daily occurance), but that tweet was prompted by a 5-second-long vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. ;_;9:40 AM Nov 10thfrom webin reply to putnam
Then there are the kids who look at me like they're wondering what I'm supposed to be, but I didn't dress up today. :'''(2:42 PM Oct 30thfrom web
Parent/kid costumes are a #treat. Saw a Man in the Yellow Hat with Curious George, and a chef carrying a baby dressed as a lobster.2:41 PM Oct 30thfrom web
There are a bunch of zombies reenacting Thriller in the atrium of one of the Xbox buildings.11:41 AM Oct 30thfrom web
Had fun hydroplaning into work this morning. Fatass tires are like boats.9:21 AM Oct 26thfrom web