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Seriously almost threw down w/ walmart clerk, who after we stood in line for 10min informs us that the woman in front is his last customer.4:15 PM Dec 18thfrom UberTwitter
haha RT @edsbs: Flight delayed another hour. Then thundersnow. Then plague, & rapist biker gangs, & then dogs rule the empty streets of DC.1:43 PM Dec 18thfrom TweetDeck
More words 2 the wise - don't use a can opener older than u 2 open a can. @hhreynolds had 2 rock some first aid a la gauze & elec tape.5:56 PM Dec 16thfrom UberTwitter
Word to the wise - never buy fat free hot dogs. They're gross and I am betting the fat is one of the better ingredients for you.5:37 PM Dec 16thfrom UberTwitter