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  1. An evil inventor teamed up with a paladin to save his resurrected son from an old rival, the law, and his own invention: a clockwork corpse.
  2. The silent queen made a mask of her lover's melted jewelry; silver, gold, diamonds. After that she wore sculpted lips rather than a crown.
  3. My stepmother hung fluffy cranberry ornamental towels in the bathroom, but nothing for us to dry our hands.
  4. A gnat flew in my ear, and for a moment all I heard was the thunder of tiny gossamer wings.
  5. He could turn gold to lead, but even then they still wouldn't offer him a research grant.
  6. He tore a page from a library book and put it in his pocket. They found his body twenty minutes later, a fountain pen through the heart.
  7. A tiny dragon powers our barbecue, but I can't get him to stop hording my daughter's Barbies. I always find them again with blackened faced.
  8. Jane found a silver-bound book that explained how her life should have gone beneath a bus stop bench. Figures. She did everything wrong.
  9. Smoke, steam, screws, brass gears... everything in its place. So perfect. I sing as I work, and my doomsday machine sings back. Good girl.
  10. The interviewee left his jaw behind, near the front desk where it decayed for two hours. We didn't want to discriminate against the undead.
  11. Every night when the full moon shines, I become human and dance at the mayor's party on the veranda. Don't tell. The other rats don't know.
  12. Doom came at night, when the wind died and the heat withered even the most tended plants. Little silver crosses littered the dusty ground.
  13. I went invisible until my boss shuffled away from my cubicle to find some other schmuck. There are worse ways to avoid working on Saturday.
  14. Shotgun? Check. Night goggles, barbed netting? Check. Land mines? Half a dozen. Damn squirrels aren't getting my strawberries *this* year.
  15. Mark thought that he said his proposal very well, on one knee in a park rose garden. She considered it. "Ok. But stop wearing my clothes."
  16. She pretended to stab him with a spoon for a full minute before he noticed her behind his chair. "I maul because I love," she protested.
  17. On the morning before the end of the world, the clouds swirled together like cotton candy: pink, salmon, and gold, but not a bit of white.
  18. Diantha was not superstitious. Nor did she believe the gossip about her new home until the dead girl went ice skating across their pond.