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elizaskinner

  1. Nice reminder that our technological advancements can make more than porn and ads. It can make one person feel special vimeo.com/42828824 about 11 hours ago via web
  2. @JustCodi I can't. I just -- I can't. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to JustCodi
  3. Ooh, yeah, boy. "@JFly99 So Josh Brolin is just right?" about 12 hours ago via web in reply to JFly99
  4. Hey Uggs - knock it off. You're leather trashbags for lazy feet. Quit trying to be pretty. You're not. uggaustralia.com/womens-heirloo… about 12 hours ago via web
  5. I don't like to eat in front of other people because what if something embarrassing happens like I turn into a werewolf. about 13 hours ago via web
  6. @JFly99 1) Will Smith is too young for this shit. 2) Tommy Lee Jones is too old for this shit. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JFly99
  7. @JFly99 I am seeing it right now! If your show starts in the next few minutes I will be able to watch along with you! Internet magic! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JFly99
  8. No matter what scent Glade Plugins you buy, I promise you they smell like "we used to bury cats in this basement, but now it's a rec room". about 17 hours ago via web
  9. #FF the funny folks I fav the most - @ariscott @movingsideways @MisterSniffen @hordie @imaliwaller @Ahm76 @amyheidt @barvonblaq @willhines about 18 hours ago via web
  10. Did you guys know Best Buy sells drums? Did you know I play drums and love Phil Collins fills? Now so does everyone in this Best Buy. 2:00 PM May 24th via web
  11. It's so unfair! Guys get hotter as they age, and girls just grow those hideous razor-like claws on our backs! 1:02 PM May 24th via web
  12. My cat has stopped saying "meow" and has replaced it with "oooh damn!" Do I take him to the vet? It's kind of bugging me. 11:28 AM May 24th via web
  13. Can carob almond milk go bad? What about good? 10:34 AM May 24th via web
  14. The "After" women in weightloss commercials seem to shop exclusively at the "Mommmm! Gross! What are you wearing??" section of Marshalls. 10:18 AM May 24th via web
  15. Probably going to start a religion if this comedy shit doesn't work out. Just need a few hundo peeps who're real into birds wearing pants. 9:07 AM May 23rd via web
  16. More be-maned dinosaurs! This one is amaaaaazing!! RT @NathanIsReal: @elizaskinner Little late to the party I guess. twitter.com/NathanIsReal/s… 8:13 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Eliza Skinner
  • Location Hollywood, CA
  • Web http://www.elizas...
  • Bio Ladies is pimps too. http://www.nastycute.com http://weprettyugly.tumblr.com
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