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Not sure why he's in 2nd gear going 10kph on churchview road #fuckingbuses 7 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Generally when I'm going somewhere I try to enjoy the journey ascham as the destination. Except on Dublin bus #fuckingbuses 16 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Every single bus stop and every single red light. #fuckingbuses 29 minutes ago via TweetDeck
@ken_keenan @teaandcakes I only remember cos Roseanne said it. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
@rozanna_banana I jus got sat on by a fat man. #fuckingbuses about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to rozanna_banana
Happy birthday to the lovely @teaandcakes !! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
@davidsonjenn not the only one, but I know if I don't I'll end up one of those people I laugh at on Mondays, A Lobster about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to davidsonjenn
@teaandcakes brilliant! about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to teaandcakes
@beanser does teddy have a nice big glass of wine? about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to beanser
@rozanna_banana unless you call putting on a clean pair of jeans gussied up... about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to rozanna_banana
Home, windows open, music playing, into the shower now for to go out tonight about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
@chriscope so Matt Smith is first to carry the Olympic torch through Cardiff tomorrow. about 23 hours ago via web
@katiekoosk if it makes you feel better when they read it out Richie and Michelle agreed with you, not me. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to katiekoosk
the office across the way has an ice cream truck outside. #noicecreamforYOU about 23 hours ago via web
@phantom1052 When my little sister was a kid she put ketchup on her mashed potatoes. #yuck 11:13 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
@davidsonjenn oh dear haven't seen that today - need blinkers for all the pasty white flesh on show. 10:01 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to davidsonjenn
@paulclerkin first sunny day - you can imagine what's on show. 10:01 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to paulclerkin
Ladies if you are gonna wear strappy sundresses don't wear manky bra underneath. 9:56 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
@tiedtheknot ha! no, I'm happy to wander round with no coat. 7:19 AM May 24th via web in reply to tiedtheknot
There is a girl on the bus this morning wearing a hooded fleece, heavy jacket, scarf and woolly hat. #WTF 11:42 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck