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ElieNYC

  1. I think I could post pictures of Kate Upton grinding on Antonin Scalia and not generate traffic today. #memorialweekend
  2. @chrisgeidner Your piece was more nuanced than my blurb. I guess in my mind "she's dead already." I just hope she had time to mind meld
  3. Republicans want to buy Reagan's blood? The liberal equivalent will be when a vial of Bill Clinton's semen hits Christie's, right?
  4. Truth. RT @debbierosenbaum: “If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat -- just get on.”
  5. @WildCackling @atlblog The cure for the evils of prostitution is more prostitution.
  6. The difference b/w getting to work today and white water rafting is that I'd never go white water rafting.
  7. @waterloowalrus @hh57 Are there still people who genuinely believe the GOP is more fiscally conservative than Dems? Can those ppl add?
  8. @normative @kashhill She was a paralegal at Covington, WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO THEY NEED???
  9. @kashhill Can you get me a job with the New World Order?
  10. is the GOP gonna give Obama credit for this? RT @AP: BREAKING: Price of benchmark crude drops below $90 for first time in nearly 7 months.
  11. I don't think Romney can't be president b/c he ran a PE firm for money. I think he can't be president b/c he tortured a dog for free.
  12. Oh, whoops you are right RT @ouij: @atlblog @ElieNYC: FYI: your photo is Kings' College CAMBRIDGE; KCL's not nearly as quaint.
  13. @rollonFridayweb I know you guys were aware of the name change, but did you see Poon law trying to downplay it? bit.ly/MEiO2N