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EliKellendonk

  1. @dmaksymec @ElectrifyngMojo Well maybe if you installed the fan in the bathroom we wouldn't have that problem, hmm? HMMMMM? 10:14 PM May 23rd via web in reply to dmaksymec
  2. @ElectrifyngMojo I wish I could get wind here in Okotoks. 8:13 AM May 23rd via web in reply to ElectrifyngMojo
  3. @ElectrifyngMojo From my understanding, their quality is great if you can get it in your area. Unlimited everything for $40 sounds amazing. 8:13 AM May 23rd via web in reply to ElectrifyngMojo
  4. @Canuck_Plumber or "World of Goo" I suppose? #eww 3:32 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Canuck_Plumber
  5. @Canuck_Plumber Why would I do that? If I delete Angry Birds, I won't have anything to do while I poop. 3:26 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Canuck_Plumber
  6. Yay, another 125Mb of free space. 3:11 PM May 22nd via web
  7. I love Dropbox because I'm lazy and it makes my life much easier. db.tt/mY9iY5Zt 3:11 PM May 22nd via Dropbox 
  8. @_PhilipElder_ storm seems to be clearing up, so this'll be a problem for future-me to solve. 1:15 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to _PhilipElder_
  9. @_PhilipElder_ oops, forgot to @ mention you in the last tweet. 1:05 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to _PhilipElder_
  10. The ethernet running from the modem to the router goes through a ups 1:04 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  11. Freaking DSL! Every time the lightning strikes the internet goes down for a few seconds. :/ 12:58 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  12. Ehh? Both Rush Hour 1 & 3 are available on blu ray, but not Rush Hour 2? Whhhhy? 5:35 PM May 19th via web
  13. I am duly unimpressed with the Diablo III launch. @BlizzardCS, your launch was bad, and you should feel bad! 9:25 PM May 15th via web
  14. But, but... how? bit.ly/Kk7Ri6 11:06 AM May 15th via web
  15. Uhhhhhhhhh... bit.ly/IUbz0I 10:45 AM May 14th via web
  16. That's a pretty sweet castle. bit.ly/Lt1Pgy 2:26 PM May 10th via web
  17. @Kalydascopeyes What is this 'out' you speak of? 12:20 PM May 10th via web in reply to Kalydascopeyes
  18. @LobbyChampion I used it because I just plain love that picture. You're right, It's the eyes. 9:32 AM May 10th via web in reply to LobbyChampion
  19. Survey says 9% of Canadians don't have friends. That's a neat stat; I wish I had someone to share it with... bit.ly/J0qcFu 8:38 AM May 10th via web
  20. @TheresaDowntown Oh boy! I feel all special inside. 2:18 PM May 9th via web in reply to TheresaDowntown
  • Name Eli Kellendonk
  • Location Okotoks, Alberta, Canada
  • Bio Interests are world news, tech, web design and gaming. I'm always looking for a good laugh.
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