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EliBraden

  1. "Meatless Broth for the Vegan's Soul" 42 minutes ago via Echofon
  2. Gregg Allman, 64, just got engaged to a 24-year-old. A big age difference now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead. about 1 hour ago via Echofon
  3. Because you stopped sleeping. RT @MileyCyrus: why am I up at 830 on a Saturday? about 4 hours ago via TwitBird
  4. "I'm sexy and I know it" - Someone who is immediately far less sexy the instant these words come out of his or her mouth about 4 hours ago via web
  5. HEY I'm coming to NEW YORK CITY bit.ly/J7HL0C #scorsese #thestrokes #9/#11 #pizza #taxis #timessquare #RIPjohnlennon #berniegoetz about 5 hours ago via Echofon
  6. HEY I'm coming to PHILADELPHIA! bit.ly/KQf8Gr #creamcheese #rocky #hooters #libertybell #wawa #eagles #tastykakes #AIDS #peanutchews about 5 hours ago via Echofon
  7. Steven Tyler's Burger King commercials make his decision to do 'American Idol' look positively Fugazi-esque about 13 hours ago via Echofon
  8. I'm glad Osama's dead but it would've been funny if Seal Team 6 burst in and found Rick Astley singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" instead about 16 hours ago via Echofon
  9. ME?? Dude have you SEEN your avatar pic?? RT @jaackmason: @EliBraden you're such a cunt about 23 hours ago via Echofon
  10. 'Opposite' is the opposite of the opposite of 'opposite' ... I hope you aren't stoned while reading this BTW about 23 hours ago via Echofon
  11. ...and then there's you. RT @ParisHilton: There are people in life that make you laugh louder, smile bigger & live just a little bit better. about 23 hours ago via TwitBird
  12. They say dress for the job you want - not the job you have. I'm dressed as a hand. 10:40 AM May 25th via Echofon
  13. Bono may lose up to $342 million on the Facebook stock plunge :( You guys wanna start a Kickstarter with me to help him out? 10:29 AM May 25th via Echofon
  14. The Braille edition of "Fifty Shades of Grey" uses nipples instead of dots 9:53 AM May 25th via Echofon
  15. I'd like to get an honorary college degree. Can anyone recommend a good honorary college? 8:38 AM May 25th via web
  16. Always wear a seatbelt - you don't want your seatpants to fall down 11:26 PM May 24th via Echofon
  17. I bet Nietzsche is psyched Kelly Clarkson turned his most famous line into the chorus of an inane pop song 11:19 PM May 24th via Echofon
  18. Making music that doesn't sound like a drum machine farting. RT @Skrillex: What's ur best skill ? 2:28 PM May 24th via TwitBird
  • Name Eli Braden
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://www.youtub...
  • Bio Comedy / Music ... Heard regularly on The Howard Stern Show
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