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ElevenPeanuts

  1. @Danny_McMullan "Manchester-based Twitter user, Danny McMullan, who calls himself Danny McMoomins." Wonderful! 5:57 AM May 24th via web
  2. Manchester United deny Malcolm Glazer 'death' after 'massive stroke' rumours spark internet storm via @Telegraph soc.li/AaNVUHX 5:54 AM May 24th via Tweet Button
  3. Manchester United forced to confirm owner Malcolm Glazer is alive following internet rumours ind.pn/JpJUJW via @Independent 4:58 AM May 24th via Tweet Button
  4. There's still hope. I mean, there isn't, but there could be. There isn't though. 10:20 AM May 6th via web
  5. We'll be laughing about this in a week when United have beaten Swansea 9-0. 2:06 PM Apr 30th via web
  6. Eight points! 1:59 PM Apr 30th via web
  7. Eight points. United were eight points clear. 1:59 PM Apr 30th via web
  8. @WaftyCrank No, that won't do. There's simply no point in praying if people don't know that you're praying. And people need to know! 6:33 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to WaftyCrank
  9. What if everyone who's praying for Stiliyan Petrov instead did something productive and donated, say, two quid to a cancer research charity? 6:07 AM Mar 30th via web
  10. @madill_ @Fraudulent72 Happy? Don't you mean sad? You insensitive sod! That's it, you're blocked! 5:41 AM Mar 26th via web in reply to madill_
  11. @Fraudulent72 Did you just make a joke about rape? You bloody did, you bugger. I'm never reading Board Stupid again! 5:32 AM Mar 26th via web in reply to Fraudulent72
  12. @hi_randy I have literally no idea who you could be talking about! 4:37 AM Mar 22nd via web in reply to hi_randy
  13. @NewsManc Hang on, I've done it wrong, haven't I? #metrolinkanimals 1:35 PM Mar 19th via web
  14. @NewsManc The hoards of school children that pile on to a dangerously overcrowded tram during early morning rush hour. #metrolinkanimals 1:35 PM Mar 19th via web
  15. Democracy. Wonderful, isn't it? #nhsbill 9:19 AM Mar 19th via web
  16. When's Rooney going to score? It'd be nice if he would. I didn't make him my fantasy league captain so he could stroll about getting a tan. 6:57 AM Mar 18th via web
  • Name Chris Cairns
  • Location Manchester
  • Bio Web designer, developer, fixer-upper. Qualified for nothing but the articulation of my own unsolicited opinions.
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