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  1. @DorsFeline Aaaaaaargh! http://bit.ly/1Y5zJS When will these guys stop being such total sleeze bags! Again, i'm wishing I wasn't a man!
  2. RT @DorsFeline: and hes a total sleaze the guys got his mobile number on his profile for women to text him sexy things!?? tosser ha ha h ...
  3. @SaRennaLee I agree, how will the girls cope without support!!?
  4. @DorsFeline Because men, on the whole only see your body not the person inside it!
  5. RT @DorsFeline: How is it humanly possible for a man who works in the "alt modeling world as a PR and Tog " ask "Hey are you a model?" o ...
  6. @MsMariaMoore Can a mattress get enough abuse? The day I think that is the day i loose interest in sex!!!
  7. @DorsFeline 11:00!! I get up at 05:00 every day and still manage to stay up untill midnight........I'm Eldred the Sleepless Demon!!
  8. RT @DorsFeline: early night tonight! yikes ive got a coffee date at 11am tomorrow!!!!!!!!! FUCK! how am i gonna get up before 4??
  9. @AdrianErlandson When the meat is gone the meal is over!
  10. @DorsFeline As i've said before, guys who aren't brave enough to show their face because they don't want to be found out are cowards!
  11. @DorsFeline Sorry babe but John Bonjovi is taken.....my wife has the same birthday as him and says you can't have him. She says it's fate!!
  12. @jennajameson You deserve love & respect princess, all women do! You changed the way people think of porn and should be cherrished for it!
  13. @SaRennaLee Good luck babe, thinking of you!
  14. @xSophieReadex Very nice, it suits you!
  15. @MsMariaMoore Don't listen to them babe, your beautiful!
  16. @DorsFeline Sorry princess, i'm as poor a a church mouse who's wife, Mrs Mouse has run off with another mouse, taking all the cheese!
  17. @DorsFelineHere's a site that lists the films she did http://www.bgafd.co.uk/actr...
  18. @DorsFeline If my wife & I can help you get on (safely) we'd be happy to do it! She modeled for 6 years so knows all the scumbags to avoid.
  19. @DorsFeline If we come up with any other contacts you may find useful i'll pass them along.
  20. @DorsFeline You could try The Lions Den in Guildford, i've heard it's high class & well run. I haven't been there mind so can't say for sure