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Elasticlad

  1. Yard sale update from @shhalliday Apparently we've made 38 bucks so far. Can't tell if we should put it in college fund or have pizza 2nite.
  2. Why I wear black. No one can tell I just spilt coffee all down myself.
  3. @IcebergInkScott oh I see, we're bypassing the illusion of truth altogether and skipping right to the lies. So be it.
  4. @IcebergInkScott Also. You're a cruel human being.
  5. @IcebergInkScott And it haunts me that its out there somewhere and I won't be able to find it.
  6. Conversely, adults may purchase them too, in a desperate attempt to stop from growing old.
  7. Speaking of which, @shhalliday is selling a bunch of my old comics for a quarter a piece. Come on young'uns and embrace your childhood.
  8. Not that I much care for yard sales, I just harbour the geek fantasy of finding a comic book motherload and buying it up for a couple bucks.
  9. Saturday morning and the neighbourhood is bristling with yard sales. Where am I off to you ask? Work.
  10. I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/wVOJ2v8iUKs?a Transformers Play Battleship
  11. I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/OPQPNj8NbBA?a 70s Fisher Price toy record player playing Stairway to Heaven
  12. I mean, its not like there's anything good to read on the Internet is there?
  13. I have temporarily run out of books to read on my commute into work. I don't know if tragedy is a strong enough word to use here.
  14. @iceberginkscott STOP JUDGING ME DAD!!!
  15. First link bad. This link good. +1ness remains. RT @iceberginkscott: Rant: Hollywood, STOP THE 3D! bit.ly/JUSEZJ
  16. +1 RT @iceberginkscott: Rant: Hollywood, STOP THE 3D! http-//bit.ly/JUSEZJ
  17. I always get a little giggly when I start clearing things off the PVR. Victory shall be mine!
  18. GI JOE 2 being pushed to 2013 in order to do a post 3D conversion? And I thought I wouldn't have anything to crab about today. #nota3dfan
  19. RT @iceberginkscott: With a little help from @tolkienprof 's podcast I begin A Year Of Tolkien W/ THE SILMARILLION. bit.ly/KoLLNO