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  1. Best piece of advice from Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
  2. Had to Facebook unfriend my mom. Just too many questions.
  3. @teresastrasser "Mama cards" are ghastly, juvenile AND hideously designed. Wouldn't talking be easier? Dumb, dumb product.
  4. Among other side effects mentioned on ads: yellowing eyes, swollen face, suicide, homicidal thoughts, seizures, fainting. Sick is better.
  5. After 5 hours of network TV, wondering: Are there any prescrip drugs w/o terrifying side effects? Sudden death is NOT a good result.
  6. The snow has scuttled evening plans for "It's Complicated." Could take public transpo to mall for flick but, ya know, it's too complicated.
  7. #RovePickupLines : "Troop surge? I've got your troop surge...in my pants."
  8. #RovePickupLines "What I did to the country for 8 years, I can do to you in 30 seconds or less."
  9. What they don't mention on all the Nutrisystem ads is that the food they deliver all tastes like Soylent Green. Microwavable Soylent Green.
  10. Watched an IFC documentary about Shopsin's restaurant in NYC. Any you guys ever been there? What a place! Dying to go now. (It has rules.)
  11. Coffee shop playing vintage Hall & Oates. Yes, I'll be having cheese with my bagel! Thank you.
  12. Cup of tea, cookie, numerous reruns of "AbFab" on BBC-Amer. Laughing out loud at Eddy and Patsy and their couture.
  13. Favorite is sleek little Hermes portable found in a dumpster, still inside its brown leather case. A gem. Still works fine.
  14. And why did I ever start collecting old manual typewriters? They fascinate, but each one weighs about 40 lbs. Oldest is 105 yrs.
  15. New Year's clean-up has begun. Downsizing collection of books, DVDs, old VHS, art supplies. Egads, the stuff one acquires.
  16. @GailPennington That's hilarious! He does look like Conan.
  17. RT @ebertchicago: They want to hire laid-off film critics. No, really: http://j.mp/6xCuKH
  18. Watched 3 eps of "Vicar of Dibley." Dawn French, I love you.
  19. It's Boxing Day. Now where did I leave my gloves and protective cup?
  20. Sitting in my fave coffeeshop in Dallas, Buli Cafe, plotting today's usage of many gift cards. Sephora, Nordstrom. So happy.