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ElaineLiner

  1. Watched latest #WILTY. Nothing as good as Sneaky Parka this week. But ear-on-tummy was pretty sweet.
  2. Kevin Costner is carrying a baby possum under his bottom lip.
  3. Today: Gardening, knitting, cooking. I've become my own great-grandma. #modernwoman #brokeperson
  4. Catching up on eps of "The Killing." Does it ever stop raining on that show?
  5. @Firstladyoflove OH NO! Sorry to hear you're sick. It's a disruption in the force!
  6. Floppier @RealDMitchell's hair gets on #WILTY, better I like it.
  7. Mount Everest deaths: Teenager Leanne Shuttleworth describes walking around dead climbers bit.ly/LydZG2 via @MailOnline
  8. Then greeting card? RT @GQMag: "It would start with poetry, then go theater, novel, then film and then TV." -Matt Weiner's Writing Hierarchy
  9. Took Mom to a place called Shoe Carnival. We rode the flip-flop and took a spin on the espadrille.
  10. Still sad about the cows that jumped off the bridge into the Trinity River yesterday.
  11. When a woman tells man she doesn't want a serious relationship "right now," code is, "with you." Right?
  12. Just entered 3 red carpet musts for @LAFilmFest. Love that @VirginAmerica -- never fly anything else.
  13. I've heard that if you look directly at the bronze bust of Limbaugh in MO statehouse, you turn into a pile of Oxycontin.
  14. ...that no one, not a single homeowner, was wrongly evicted in the housing/mortgage scams.They were all just deadbeats. Bankers, all honest.
  15. According to Hannity, all #OWS protests are merely picnics featuring child rape and armed robbery. He also said...
  16. Heard a few minutes of Hannity on radio just now. He gets in more lies per minute than Limbaugh. Nice work!
  17. Does anyone trying to mail, say, gasoline, ever admit to it at the post office? EVER? It's insanity. Everywhere.
  18. It's obviously just a book in a manila env, yet the clerk HAS to ask: "Is there any dangerous material or flammable liquid in there?"
  19. Wonder why US postal svc is failing? Try to mail a book from your local. 20-min wait behind 1 customer. Slooooooooooooooow clerks.