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  1. @christawatson OMG, that is gold! You. Rock.
  2. It's that time of the year for one of my favorite wiki articles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
  3. @christawatson Pictures?! Don't be a Festivus tease...
  4. @christawatson That a girl! It's just like riding a horse ;)
  5. @christawatson You're better off without that tire! Move on down the road, they'll be plenty more tires in your life!
  6. @VPtenner I loved that!! I think you'll enjoy it :)
  7. Being a nice ex-husband pays off. The ex-wife just dropped off my daughter AND a 1lb container of homemade fudge. #karma
  8. Every time I think I want a new phone, I remember why I lusted after the iPhone in the first place - having one device to carry.
  9. @christawatson I figured since you're in Florida, right? It's actually even better cuddling weather here :p
  10. @christawatson I totally agree! It's 36 degrees here.
  11. @thelocaltourist Glad you like that! Happy Friday!
  12. If you are in Chicago, you MUST check out @thelocaltourist & @JenChicago - they're my dynamic duo for Chicago-style awesomeness #ff
  13. @AmishHunk "You can leave your hat on"...come on Kent, sing it with me!
  14. @jimgaffigan Jim, she sounds like a German girl I dated a few year back!
  15. @christawatson Oh no! Is your tire still flat?
  16. This years plan for Christmas? Tell everyone my place was broken into and all the gifts were stolen. Sorry, maybe next year?
  17. @christawatson Curses! But Florida is so far away!
  18. @christawatson Sorry :( I totally would if I could. I can walk you through it if you have any questions.
  19. @christawatson Awww, that sucks. I'd change it for you but I'm stuck in Chicago :(
  20. The Bottle Rockets are coming to town. I might try and get tickets. Finer trailer music, you will never hear.