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ElJordanoDiablo

  1. Follow @CharlottRae New to twitter! #kzoo
  2. @thinkinfinity It'd be anarchy in my head. My hate needs to be organized. #imonfire
  3. @thinkinfinity come on. You know how much I hate things. If I didn't have lists it'd be anarchy.
  4. @thinkinfinity the first two were previously tweeted a couple weeks ago. The #1 today was a new list of how people avoid one another.
  5. All you "nice people" are a. Full of shit or b. Not stable
  6. "@Veron_Says: If you wanna be with someone, don't be with someone else."
  7. "This says 'Bushiest Beaver'"
  8. I'm posted up in my crib yo. Probz gonna start drinkin alone bro. #aboutastalentedasandysamberg
  9. These aren't jokes. Just a series of things that are pissing me off.
  10. "I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds" RIP
  11. #4 drunk bitches
  12. Biggest pet peeve #3: people who make plans then blatantly blow someone off
  13. Its funny how many different ways people go about not hanging with other people. #1 is simply ignore. #worksgreat
  14. The Dundees, how can I explain it?
  15. Anyone want to hang?
  16. @heyitsdaveralph stupid people still wear jncos*
  17. "@WorshipThis: New review! fb.me/23sftEHDJ" get into it
  18. Pissed