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  1. Happy birthday @mdigcat and @Moltz (and me)! Best Twitter birthday since @irreverend and @weselec had the same birthday.6:25 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly
  2. Kevin who? The Jonas Whatnows? Happy Birthday, @Moltz ! #HappyBirthdayMoltz8:10 AM Nov 5th from Brizzly
  3. RALLY BRA7:16 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  4. I just flew in from Maine, and boy is my marriage threatened by the gays.12:28 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  5. Also three cheers for @LILWAYNESWORLD, who gets to go home from the hospital TODAY for the first time in months! You kick ass, Aimee!10:11 AM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  6. Gay Marriages for all! BOO! Gay Marriages for none! BOO! Very well, Gay Marriages for some, ultraconservative xenophobes for others! YAY!10:04 AM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  7. Since it's the night shift, I don't have to joke about my anger re: the inappropriateness of letting voters decide Civil Rights issues.2:31 AM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  8. A sincere thanks for limping into a win, Phillies! The way the Yankees almost closed a 7-run gap made me feel like I was watching my Mets.8:32 PM Nov 2nd from web
  9. No, I wasn't "Sexy Charlotte the Spider" for Halloween. I was Charlotte, and the costume failed to mask my unwieldy Sexy. Not my problem.11:38 AM Nov 2nd from Brizzly
  10. @hotdogsladies They prefer "bonermongers"7:49 PM Nov 1st from Brizzly in reply to hotdogsladies
  11. You GUYS here is a picture of my boyfriend crouching inside a dumbwaiter: http://bit.ly/1vugJj8:19 PM Oct 31st from Brizzly
  12. @hotdogsladies That wasn't necessarily about you! (I didn't end up unfaving it.)8:44 PM Oct 30th from Brizzly in reply to hotdogsladies
  13. This is a picture of my tricked-out Saturday evening (fuck bitches, make money, &c.) http://brizzly.com/pic/C4F8:08 PM Oct 30th from Brizzly
  14. Oh me? Just contemplating unfaving a tweet since I realized it's an allusion to snow and not a surrealist tableau involving skiing on poop.8:01 PM Oct 30th from Brizzly
  15. Texting @AinsleyofAttack a picture of my penis.5:19 PM Oct 29th from Brizzly
  16. Cliff Lee also just impregnated me.6:54 PM Oct 28th from Brizzly
  17. @illudwinnepooh4 I don't actually have a blog. I occasionally put things on the internet at http://bit.ly/BKbbn , but no blog as yet.2:59 PM Oct 21st from Brizzly in reply to illudwinnepooh4
  18. HOW COULD YOU READ MY BLOG AND NOT LOVE ME2:07 PM Oct 21st from Brizzly
  19. Maybe I'll have Unemployed Sim overcome her crippling anxiety and spiraling feelings of worthlessness to goddamn apply for one fucking job.9:33 AM Oct 19th from Brizzly
  20. 1. Tragic kitsch-news sensation 2. just in time for Halloween 3. during a recession 4. involves common household products? WAKE UP SHEEPLE12:51 PM Oct 15th from Brizzly