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  1. Happy Birthday @LILWAYNESWORLD!
  2. Oh for Heaven's sake! I turn my back for one minute! Put the internet down now, Little Spartacuses.
  3. For serious, guys: I volunteer for this organization, which aids Afghan women. Please help and share if you are able: http://bit.ly/2UcBU0
  4. So, @mandaindeed is my cousin and I fave everything she tweets. Hopefully she likes followers.
  5. To the Catholic church, Democratic party, and Twitter trending topics: It's okay, my faith in humanity was getting a bit bulky anyway.
  6. @DiamonDie If you know someone's email address, you can search for them on Twitter. Again: D'oh.
  7. @Chicago_Ted Oh no, there are already Google spreadsheets online for that. I hear.
  8. Also, I just realized that I've been using my personal email for Twitter, which means anyone who has seen my resume can find this. D'oh.
  9. Oh, except I *did* just spend 2 hours making a spreadsheet relating to a Facebook game I've been playing. So there's that.
  10. Oh, I figure I'll spend 12-23 hours a day too tired/scattered to get anything done, but too anxious to sleep. It's really in my wheelhouse.
  11. Happy birthday @mdigcat and @Moltz (and me)! Best Twitter birthday since @irreverend and @weselec had the same birthday.
  12. Kevin who? The Jonas Whatnows? Happy Birthday, @Moltz ! #HappyBirthdayMoltz
  13. RALLY BRA
  14. I just flew in from Maine, and boy is my marriage threatened by the gays.
  15. Also three cheers for @LILWAYNESWORLD, who gets to go home from the hospital TODAY for the first time in months! You kick ass, Aimee!
  16. Gay Marriages for all! BOO! Gay Marriages for none! BOO! Very well, Gay Marriages for some, ultraconservative xenophobes for others! YAY!
  17. Since it's the night shift, I don't have to joke about my anger re: the inappropriateness of letting voters decide Civil Rights issues.
  18. A sincere thanks for limping into a win, Phillies! The way the Yankees almost closed a 7-run gap made me feel like I was watching my Mets.
  19. No, I wasn't "Sexy Charlotte the Spider" for Halloween. I was Charlotte, and the costume failed to mask my unwieldy Sexy. Not my problem.
  20. @hotdogsladies They prefer "bonermongers"